"The best revenge is living well"

[guest]

he used to make me laugh on the phone for hours.

This but unironically.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

This but unironically.

This but unironically.

 

[guest]

This but unironically.

Oh cool lol.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Oh cool lol.

He told me he talked to you, he said my voice is way sexier though.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Living well is really the best revenge. They'll find out eventually without you wasting your precious time trying to make it happen. Do something else with your time, we only have so much. Fuck 'em.

“Oh hey, it’s just me Torquie your old coworker parked outside my old office in a Lamborghini. Nothing to see here, move on. I just had to pull over somewhere to talk to my supermodel wife on the phone. Stop looking at me! Yes it’s the super charged package!”

 

[guest]

He told me he talked to you, he said my voice is way sexier though.

whatever

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Ask someone to come up to my motel room,

He’s so rich that he doesn’t know that a motel only has one floor.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He told me he talked to you, he said my voice is way sexier though.

What can I say, Dutchboyz are a turn on

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

whatever

My voice has been called sexy.

 

[guest]

He’s so rich that he doesn’t know that a motel only has one floor.

That's what the difference is? I thought hotels have a bar, whereas motels are just rooms.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I laugh a little less when i see the phone bill.

oh yeah btw I owe you 60 euros' worth in Aldi Maasdam cheese when I get there, hopefully it keeps in my overhead luggage

"Why are you bringing cheese to Amsterdam Airport?"
"I owe a Dutch fella"

 

[guest]

oh yeah btw I owe you 60 euros' worth in Aldi Maasdam cheese when I get there, hopefully it keeps in my overhead luggage

"Why are you bringing cheese to Amsterdam Airport?"
"I owe a Dutch fella"

you guys are meeting up too?

whatever...

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

That's what the difference is? I thought hotels have a bar, whereas motels are just rooms.

Yeah I never stayed at a motel that had a bar or pub. The only vague one is an "inn" which can go either way or both.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

oh yeah btw I owe you 60 euros' worth in Aldi Maasdam cheese when I get there, hopefully it keeps in my overhead luggage

"Why are you bringing cheese to Amsterdam Airport?"
"I owe a Dutch fella"

Why the fuck does your Aldi sell Maasdam and mine does not?!




Just smuggle it inside some Xena VHS boxes, they will know it's for me.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Why the fuck does your Aldi sell Maasdam and mine does not?!




Just smuggle it inside some Xena VHS boxes, they will know it's for me.

It must be some anti-Dutch German fuckery. "Deprive those cunts of Maasdam, fucking cheese eaters"

It's decent shit, too. I'll post a pic next time I'm at Aldi (within days, lol) and tell me if the price is right.

I'm such a nigger for Aldi now, it's addictive.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

It must be some anti-Dutch German fuckery. "Deprive those cunts of Maasdam, fucking cheese eaters"

It's decent shit, too. I'll post a pic next time I'm at Aldi (within days, lol) and tell me if the price is right.

I'm such a nigger for Aldi now, it's addictive.

We invented that shit, and you're gorging yourself on it!

Where is my Maasdam, FAWK!

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

you guys are meeting up too?

whatever...

I'm so sorry, Nikki's Stinky Bum Bum.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I want them to know I'm richer and happier than them

Not to be a dick but does that sound like something a happy person would say?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Not to be a dick but does that sound like something a happy person would say?

It's not about being happy, it's about making sure everyone else is less content than you are. You'll never be truly happy. Though we can try to have fun.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That's what the difference is? I thought hotels have a bar, whereas motels are just rooms.

Yeah, but some drive in motels have two floors. Bar seems like an odd distinction. Maybe you’re not alone because I thought my joke would put up more numbahs.