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You're a dope. Nothing I said was untrue. You just don't live in southern Ontario.
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The Beatles Suck Ass
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Just came across a Faulie on another site, who is insistent that because Old Paul looks up and to the left when he answers questions about the past, he must be making it up or giving memorised answers, and therefore is Faul.
No thought to the fact that’s he now elderly and/or in cognitive decline, and has forgotten more than half of what most of his weirdo fans have memorised & studied.
Plus, he’s lefty or mixed-handed meaning his body language will often read as backwards or wrong to right-hander civilians.
What Paul/John is Dead conspiracists won’t allow for is that all men get old and ugly and cantankerous, disavow their embarrassing pasts, lose their edge and their memory, and make uninspired creative or personal life decisions out of shallow greed and selfishness and fear of mortality. Even their heroes. Who knows this better than us?
In their minds, though, if sweet precious Penny Lane Paul in his neat little suits died a childless flopless virgin at 24, then he never shall do anything they don’t like and agree with, and they don’t have to share him with critics or with Stella/Heather/whomever. He can be their stainless pookie forevermore.
I’m not even remotely a Beatles fan, they’re dull to me. Still, fans’ parasociality about them gets on my tits.
It's why I feel sorry for the lads in One Direction, they’re going through something like this madness as we type (well, the ones still alive are). Yeah, their money in the bank would be nice, but the price they’ve paid is enormous.
No thought to the fact that’s he now elderly and/or in cognitive decline, and has forgotten more than half of what most of his weirdo fans have memorised & studied.
Plus, he’s lefty or mixed-handed meaning his body language will often read as backwards or wrong to right-hander civilians.
What Paul/John is Dead conspiracists won’t allow for is that all men get old and ugly and cantankerous, disavow their embarrassing pasts, lose their edge and their memory, and make uninspired creative or personal life decisions out of shallow greed and selfishness and fear of mortality. Even their heroes. Who knows this better than us?
In their minds, though, if sweet precious Penny Lane Paul in his neat little suits died a childless flopless virgin at 24, then he never shall do anything they don’t like and agree with, and they don’t have to share him with critics or with Stella/Heather/whomever. He can be their stainless pookie forevermore.
I’m not even remotely a Beatles fan, they’re dull to me. Still, fans’ parasociality about them gets on my tits.
It's why I feel sorry for the lads in One Direction, they’re going through something like this madness as we type (well, the ones still alive are). Yeah, their money in the bank would be nice, but the price they’ve paid is enormous.
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What are you talking about? You sound like a fucking jerk.
Was just doing an impression of you. It’s coming along nicely then!
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You have hurt my feelings. You are gay.
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There's at least one you don't have to feel sorry for anymore.
Genuinely was such a creepy celeb death. There's blood on a lot of hands, there.
Am so glad Zayn didn't die. I don't care for One Direction as a whole, but his face and his voice apart from them are sublime.
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How do you know enough about One Direction that you know who the different members are?
Younger Zoomer sister, we grew up in the same house. It was all boybands all the time for a few years.
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If they replaced Paul, the new guy was way more talented
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What’s your take on ELP ?
Zepplin were not very good live. Compared to other big name touring acts at that time. Deep Purple mk2 is arguably one of the greatest as far as live sound. ELP toured with an orchestra, a 2 ton drum kit, and Quadraphonic sound. I would rather listen to that rather than a 20 minute Dazed And Confused Jimmy Page was banging 14 year old groupies
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I like how people think how the fake Paul wrote some songs that would be the absolute highlight of someone else's career by a long long way. What a pick.
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Elton John once sent a Christmas card to the Lennons (John & Yoko) in New York, where they occupied an entire floor of the Dakota Building.
The ever-witty Dame Elt inscribed:
Imagine six apartments/It isn't hard to do/One is full of fur coats/Another just for shoes...
It's a fair cop, more than. John as a multi-millionaire left Cynthia & Julian destitute. His hypocritical concept of yogic peace & love maaaaaan was, 'chill out, leave me alone with my hoard, and don’t criticise or judge any of my disgusting actions...' Like any guru, really.
Funny how the obscenely rich are always telling the poor, don't worry and be happy.
The ever-witty Dame Elt inscribed:
Imagine six apartments/It isn't hard to do/One is full of fur coats/Another just for shoes...
It's a fair cop, more than. John as a multi-millionaire left Cynthia & Julian destitute. His hypocritical concept of yogic peace & love maaaaaan was, 'chill out, leave me alone with my hoard, and don’t criticise or judge any of my disgusting actions...' Like any guru, really.
Funny how the obscenely rich are always telling the poor, don't worry and be happy.
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