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The Anthony Cumia & Sue Lightning Saga

LAZERBEAMZ

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I don’t have time to write everything and I dont rly remember it all but I deff remember Bam found Ants venmo with a payment sent to lil Suzie. He privated it shortly after that if I remember correctly. It was one of the many real smoking guns.
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UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT James Arness!
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My first intro to the old subreddit.

The American fan tells me about the sub, and purposely leaves THAT part out. I'm not even a few minutes into that place when it's like a car crash - "He fucked what!?! Or she fucked him?" I spent the rest of the day going through his meltdown threat to shut the sub down and your guys responses, then Sue AMA's, and from that point on, I discovered how trashy Joe was.

I was hooked on that place like on old Limey that can't miss Coronation Street. It was unhinged chaotic humour that somehow was less believable than an average episode of Wonder Showzen.

And as always, Feed Nana 4 Life!
 

Humanatee

I am not a sea cow, staIker
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Sue is a conniver, I mean he lies to himself every day. Sue definitely pursued that relationship to scam Anthony for money and it worked.

Yes I actually believe Sue's story about her being the one that pursued Ant originally but I absolutely do not believe that nothing sexual happened. Makes no sense that he would've invited to her house, the new tits, the venmo payment etc. otherwise.

Also Sue looks like a 12 year old girl but also has a dick. That's a dream come true for nana. All his fantasies rolled into one.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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Yes I actually believe Sue's story about her being the one that pursued Ant originally but I absolutely do not believe that nothing sexual happened. Makes no sense that he would've invited to her house, the new tits, the venmo payment etc. otherwise.

Also Sue looks like a 12 year old girl but also has a dick. That's a dream come true for nana. All his fantasies rolled into one.
For sure, I don't think it happened right away too. I think Ant had some extra wine and thought, if Sue keeps his clothes on, what's the harm in a beej? I mean it's his favorite phenotype, gollum body zero curves and child like facial features.
 

BUBBLER

Janny of Ribbers
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For sure, I don't think it happened right away too. I think Ant had some extra wine and thought, if Sue keeps his clothes on, what's the harm in a beej? I mean it's his favorite phenotype, gollum body zero curves and child like facial features.
And this was before the fake tits too. He fucked Sue Lightning . . . a boy
 
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SueH was actively whoring at the time she did the AMA and denied anything sexual happened with Nana. It would be a poor business decision to blab publicly about your Johns. Even if AntH didn't message her and ask her to sanitize everything, she knew better than to say "Yeah, we fucked, and he bought my tits" to an angry mob. Who'd ever want to hook up with a tranny who instantly outs their customers?
 
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