The American Credo

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§22​

That all male negroes can sing.

§95​

That every negro who went to France with the army had a liaison with a white woman and won't look at a nigger wench any more.

§105​

That a negro's vote may always be readily bought for a dollar.

§174​

That tarantulas often come from the tropics in bunches of bananas, and that when one of them stings a negro on the wharf he swells up, turns green and dies within three hours.

§213​

That if one hits a negro on the head with a cobblestone, the cobblestone will break.

§296​

That all negroes born south of the Potomac can play the banjo and are excellent dancers.

§297​

That whenever a negro is educated he refuses to work and becomes a criminal.

§346​

That every negro servant girl spends at least half of her wages on preparations for taking the kink out of her hair.

§390​

That all negro prize-fighters marry white women, and that they afterward beat them.

§399​

That all negroes who show any intelligence whatever are actually two-thirds white, and the sons of United States Senators.

§448​

That whenever Prohibition is enforced in a region populated by negroes, they take to morphine, heroin and other powerful drugs, and begin murdering all of the white inhabitants.

§473​

That the moment a nigger gets eight dollars, he goes to a dentist and has one of his front teeth filled with gold.

§486​

That a negro ball always ends up in a grand free-for-all fight, in which several coons are mortally slashed with razors.
 
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