The Egg of Intrigue
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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The AI content thread
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Now THAT is how you executive produce! #Hollywood
if you think about it this is the KF haiku bit with AI on top
Haikus are gay and this has rock songs about Patrick Tomlinson hating spooks. Very different and more gooder.
Yeah, I'm likely to get fired today because I'm going to be doing this non-stop.
Phat Fey with Beach Teets by New User
You see the problem with that is we already knew that, child. We already knew that I was a phat fey got with beach teets
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I hate how gay and kiked averything is and we can't have swears
I like how the AI sounds more natural than Vos' actual delivery.
Fuck it, I'll join in.
Paul's Electronic Apology by New User
I'm so sorry, Paul I'm so sorry, Paul I'm sooooooo sorrrrryyyyyy, Paul
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Paul's Forgiveness R&B by New User
I'm so sorry, Paul I'm so sorry, Paul I'm sooooooo sorrrrryyyyyy, Paul
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This is purposely awful, but credit to the auto generated cow playing guitar.
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Joe's got the Bovine Blues, yeah He's drinking Nana's booze, yeah Won't get a job, screw it Take your brother's money - ANYONE CAN DO IT!
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The AI's a brothermanThis is purposely awful, but credit to the auto generated cow playing guitar.
Bovine Blues Boogie by New User
Joe's got the Bovine Blues, yeah He's drinking Nana's booze, yeah Won't get a job, screw it Take your brother's money - ANYONE CAN DO IT!www.riffusion.com
This is really addicting.
The Morning Sashimi Diaries by New User
No bacon, egg, and cheese on a roll this morning. Day 1 of an old-school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. Back-to sashimi and-no-food-after-8-pee-em. Anyone-can-do-it-my-nggggah.
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Too much so. Thread of the year
@B.F. Wellington Did you create a free account to make the 'Titty Two Chins' one? Or pay? How'd you do it?
Liens with Nadolski
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Tommy's Rodeo Town -- 'caulk sookun' beats the filter
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Tommy's Rodeo Town -- 'caulk sookun' beats the filter
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