The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

For our American friends: Brantford is an absolute shithole. My university lecture hall was literally a strip club. They were demolishing half of downtown at the same time. It's was a fucking disaster.

When you Google it it looks like shit too lol. I've definitely been there multiple times but I have no memories because it's just a depressing armpit of a place.

 

[Turk February]

When you Google it it looks like shit too lol. I've definitely been there multiple times but I have no memories because it's just a depressing armpit of a place.

I actually think there are no businesses other than the university, bars across the street from each other and a poutine restaurant. Like. It's super hard to explain how bleak of a place it is

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

For our American friends: Brantford is an absolute shithole. My university lecture hall was literally a strip club.

And you were the dancer.

 

[Turk February]

And you were the dancer.

I actually took a course in the Modern Christendom and there was a stripper pole in the middle of the room. It was kind of funny.

 

[Turk February]

Philosophy 101 was in a movie theatre. They just bought random buildings.

 

[Turry]

I actually took a course in the Modern Christendom and there was a stripper pole in the middle of the room. It was kind of funny.

That's consistent

 

[Turry]

This is my official, unequivocal disavowal of this accursed "treat". Terry's Orange is not and never has been endorsed by the Terry Fox Foundation for the Illegally Retarded.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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This is my official, unequivocal disavowal of this accursed "treat". Terry's Orange is not and never has been endorsed by the Terry Fox Foundation for the Illegally Retarded.

I love those fucking things. I like the ones with the pop rocks in them.

 

[Turry]

I love those fucking things. I like the ones with the pop rocks in them.

That's it. Canadian Thanksgiving is over because of you.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's it. Canadian Thanksgiving is over because of you.

Canadian Thanksgiving ends on page 42069

 

[Turry]

I'm going to freeze one to 5 degrees above absolute zero and open it on your fucking jaw, Abe. This is what you do to me!!!!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Canadian Thanksgiving ends on page 42069

By then Turk will have 3 hands, Turry will have 69 toothbrushes and I will have been exhumed from the Jewish cemetery, reburied and will be allowed into Heaven.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm going to freeze one to 5 degrees above absolute zero and open it on your fucking jaw, Abe. This is what you do to me!!!!!!

You gonna use a sling like David?

 

[Turry]

You gonna use a sling like David?

I'll bring my own stepstool

STOP
BEING
THAT

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Murry Cerrnadian Christmas, cocksuckahs

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

But also Canadian Thanksgiving too.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's important. It's more important that a boy learn that there is NO PLACE FOR A M[o]USTACHE IN THE MENNONITE CULTURE!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You grow a beard and NOTHING BUT or you get the fuck out back to Africa.

I don't know if Ive ever met any Amish. The Mennonites I worked with were actually kinda cool and they were all clean cut all the time. Possibly the most efficient team of people I've ever seen. They wanted to marry my buddy to one of their daughters lol. They lobbied hard for it.

 

[Professor Consent]

Watcha all thinkin about?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You ever notice how the text "Africa" resembles ALF? That shit is ALF's profile. Anyone who says different has no imagination and that nigga can come find me, hoe!