The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Then one of the guys shot another one in the eye with a BB gun disfiguring him and they both left the gang our of shame.

Jesus Christ. My friends went through a phase of sniping people from my buddy's bedroom as they approached the house, but only our other friends and always body/leg shots. The one day I was walking up with our one buddy and his brother kicked the screen door open and shot him in the chest really close and it stuck in his chest through his shirt and he had to yank on either side of his shirt to pop it out. He grabbed the gun out of his hands lost his shit for a while and then roofed it lol. They lived in a townhouse so there was no easy way to get up there without a extending ladder.

 

[Turk February]

Jesus Christ. My friends went through a phase of sniping people from my buddy's bedroom as they approached the house, but only our other friends and always body/leg shots. The one day I was walking up with our one buddy and his brother kicked the screen door open and shot him in the chest really close and it stuck in his chest through his shirt and he had to yank on either side of his shirt to pop it out. He grabbed the gun out of his hands lost his shit for a while and then roofed it lol. They lived in a townhouse so there was no easy way to get up there without a extending ladder.

In Waterloo we actually had a problem with a sniper outside of the 2 universities who used a laser sight and was just genuinely injuring people (I think he actually blinded an Asian girl) and for a while it was terrifying to see a laser pointer even if you were holding it to fuck with a cat.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In Waterloo we actually had a problem with a sniper outside of the 2 universities who used a laser sight and was just genuinely injuring people (I think he actually blinded an Asian girl) and for a while it was terrifying to see a laser pointer even if you were holding it to fuck with a cat.

Do you think they started out shooting the geese and moved onto the Chinee?

 

[Turk February]

Do you think they started out shooting the geese and moved onto the Chinee?

I don't know. I might be hallucinating but I think I remember a white guy on a bike being aimed at with a green laser beam and shot at but missed at the time.

Edit 1 : I was walking next to a wall across the street at the time.

 

[Turry]

Whites do it too.

Did I say that they didn't???

 

[Turry]

Let's get a weather check bbboys. It's 9 degrees (Celsius of course), sun is shining, hasn't snowed at all yet and the tops of the mountains don't even have a dusting on them.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Let's get a weather check bbboys. It's 9 degrees (Celsius of course), sun is shining, hasn't snowed at all yet and the tops of the mountains don't even have a dusting on them.

-5 °C and that's the high today. It's gonna be a white Christmas/Canadian Thanksgiving. There's a thick covering. It was sunny and beautiful all day up until like half an hour ago and now it's starting to get dark so it's all grey and gloomy.

 

[Turry]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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I'm glad it snowed. By the end of winter I'll be ready to kill myself but I do like it for a while.

 

[Turry]

I'm glad it snowed. By the end of winter I'll be ready to kill myself but I do like it for a while.

It's nice here because it usually only lasts a couple of weeks max. Enough to enjoy but not so much it wears out its welcome

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I saw a Dodge Journey go completely sideways on my road today.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's nice here because it usually only lasts a couple of weeks max. Enough to enjoy but not so much it wears out its welcome

YOU LIVE IN FUCKING PURRADISE, TURRY. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?

 

[Turk February]

YOU LIVE IN FUCKING PURRADISE, TURRY. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?

There is no place in the world more beautiful or perfect than Brantford, Ontario. They even have a bridge now so you no longer have to swim across Grand River to get from Downtown to West Brant

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There is no place in the world more beautiful or perfect than Brantford, Ontario. They even have a bridge now so you no longer have to swim across Grand River to get from Downtown to West Brant

I like a nice little picturesque place in
the middle of nowhere. Like a Barry's Bay or a Westport.

 

[Turry]

YOU LIVE IN FUCKING PURRADISE, TURRY. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?

Yeah

 

[Turry]

A turrydise

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah

If you lived here you could change your name to Onturryo Jones though. Think about that.

 

[RoTheHo69]

They even have a bridge

wow!

 

[Turk February]

For our American friends: Brantford is an absolute shithole. My university lecture hall was literally a strip club. They were demolishing half of downtown at the same time. It's was a fucking disaster.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I honestly might get drunk and make a snowman and shoot it a bunch with a slingshot.