The DMAN would like to express his admiration for Abe as a talented linguist in the art of vitriol, bitterness, threatening strangers and going online with the other badasses bragging about winning arguments against his mother. Furthermore, the way Abe describes his mother as the ditzy Lucy like character who takes everything from bad to worse with her clumsy, unneeded high maintenance behavior makes Abe a more sympathetic character than we've ever had before. That environment sculpted young Abe's sense of humor as a boy. The DMAN is sure of it. That was why he walked on the other side of the tracks, was led astray, smoking cigarettes he didn't even want, just to show the other boys and girls that he was the exception. You know what Abe. The DMAN is going to give you until the count of 10 to forfeit this highly successful 41 Page thread and surrender it instantly to The DMAN as the latest in a long line of DMAN Appreciation Threads. Thank you for considering the offer, Abe. Throw in some poutine to sweeten the deal for your jabronie canuck monkey ass. Take the deal, stupid. You got nothing. You are NOTHING without The DMAN. Take a look in the mirror, Abe. You're a HAS BEEN.