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Your girlfriend sounds like a pussy tbh
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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She was kind of a woman sometimes
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Harvey's stinks, too.
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What was his name?
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Let me guess. You eat at The Keg and get 30 dollar burgers?
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Kevin Koschinsky. I'm pretty sure it was a woman. We lived together for 3 years. But she only let me have anal sex and I had to be blind folded. Very kinky. Very mysterious.
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I'm a Wendy's man, mostly. Sometimes DQ, sometimes A&W. When I'm feeling fancy I go to Fatburger
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The Keg fucking rulez. I get the steak oscar but with prime rib instead of steak. Motherfuck that shit's good.
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I don't mean to imply that I don't eat at McDonald's but I never enjoy it as much as Wendy's or DQ
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It took me forever to appreciate Wendy's because for some reason all their restaurants smell really bad.
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I flipped out in a Wendy's drive thru one time because I thought they weren't taking my order but my muffler was fucked up and I just couldn't hear them. I like the chili cheese fries. I'm also a fan of a Frosty. Dave Thomas was adopted though and that makes me not trust it completely. Like, what did he do as a baby that made his parents not love him?
Also, I find the burgers at DQ suck dick but the ice cream is the shit. I love a Blizzard.
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The keg here in town is a converted factory. The logo is on the smoke stack. It looks fucking horrifying.
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It's also on the edge of the Niagara escarpment so it looks even taller than it is. It's a fucking steakhouse. Not a corporate head office.
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Depends on the DQ tbh. When they're good they're amazing. When they're bad they're fawking garbage. I avoided them for years because the one in my home town always burnt the shit out of them but then I was in Nanaimo years later and their burgers fucking slapped. There's one or two good ones around here where I'll grab a mushroom melt from time to time.
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The one in my town the burgers are unbelievably dry. Also, I've found the McDonald's in my town is the only good one in the entire world.
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If you ask for double pickles even the shittiest cheapest burger in McDonald's is awesome.
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Me and the ex would walk like and hour and 40 minutes in Ottawa to get collectively 6 bucks worth of food. (We were subscribers to a theater across the road and would watch the absolute most poorly made movies you can imagine)
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And yes. You can subscribe to a theater. You get like 50 percent off ticket prices and be guaranteed seats that you want unless another subscriber reserves them first
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The book store on Rideau that sold old books for fifty cents a pop was pretty alright, though.