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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Randal_X2

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You're friends with Chimney-sweeping, poo-wifing, execrable ectomorph, Cog?
Despite his repulsive Danny Ross phenotype and storied retardation?
This may be worse than your living in a used aluminum repository.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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You're friends with Chimney-sweeping, poo-wifing, execrable ectomorph, Cog?
Despite his repulsive Danny Ross phenotype and storied retardation?
This may be worse than your living in a used aluminum repository.
Cog is a massive boring cuck but he used to platform me and have me on his show when I was new to YouTube.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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Should've named himself Wet Water or sumtin tss tss
 

Turk February

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So I learned something. I don't need a cleaning service. What I need is called "decluttering". A word I've never heard before. But apparently they're seperate things.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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So I learned something. I don't need a cleaning service. What I need is called "decluttering". A word I've never heard before. But apparently they're seperate things.
Yeah I think cleaning services are more for like like mopping and vacuuming an already tidy-ish house. I don't think they're into picking up truckloads of garbage to get to the surfaces they clean.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

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I'm thinking of buying a wool packer hat from an outdoors company called Tilley, apparently they're Canadian and all products are made in-country. Their shit any good? It's $30 cheaper than the made-in-the-USA Filson version
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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I had a Roots Rich Vos Kangol style cocksucker hat when I was a kid. It was brown. Yes I wore it backwards because you were supposed to.
Should also add that at the time that I wore this hat I genuinely wanted to learn to breakdance despite having no aptitude for any sort of dancing. I can do the worm and I did it often.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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Looking up "Roots hoodie", I've actually seen people in America wearing clothing with that Roots beaver logo before. Never knew it was some kind of department store in Canada
Lol I just looked too and it's like $100 for a Roots hoodie now. That's retarded.

The classic Roots shit you'd see around here all the time was just a regular sweater, no hood, navy blue with red lettering with white piping that just said ROOTS, no logo. Everybody's mom had one a few sizes too big.
 

Turk February

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Lol I just looked too and it's like $100 for a Roots hoodie now. That's retarded.

The classic Roots shit you'd see around here all the time was just a regular sweater, no hood, navy blue with red lettering with white piping that just said ROOTS, no logo. Everybody's mom had one a few sizes too big.
I had a black one with white lettering. I always considered that classic.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I totally forgot the few months of my life when I was a passionate breakdancer who couldn't breakdance. It was grade 5 or 6. Around when Fast and the Furious came out.
 
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