The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'll get the narcan. It's okay. I'm trained.

Just let him go. By the time you're hitting the PMP you're better off dead

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Abe is drunk as fuck

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe is drunk as fuck

I've had like half a beer. I'm just thinking thoughts over here.

 

[Turk February]

Just let him go. By the time you're hitting the PMP you're better off dead

There's always hope Turry. I too once had a penis chinese penis problem. Men can recover. Even be men again.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's always hope Turry. I too once had a penis chinese penis problem. Men can recover. Even be men again.

Well, Chinese men.

 

[Turk February]

Well, Chinese men.

No. after counseling and 12 step meetings I stopped being chinese.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[Turk February]

I guess if I'm being honest I will always be chinese but I'm not an active chinese. Not anymore.

 

[Turk February]

Just wandering the street narcaning oriental looking people "it's okay. I can help"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just wandering the street narcaning oriental looking people "it's okay. I can help"

That got me laughing pretty fucking hard.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You might think you've got the penis chinese penis under control but that's a common delusion

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Just wandering the street narcaning oriental looking people "it's okay. I can help"

Make sure they're a actually Chinese. Narcan actually makes the effects of PJP, PKP and PTP stronger

 

[Turk February]

You might think you've got the penis chinese penis under control but that's a common delusion

Give him time. Everyone's bottom is different. We will be here to support him.

 

[Turk February]

I'm literally fucking crying. Wasn't this thread about Thanksgiving at some point?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm literally fucking crying. Wasn't this thread about Thanksgiving at some point?

Isn't this thread something to be thankful for?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Isn't this thread something to be thankful for?

Yes. 17 pages of solid gold, baby.

 

[Turk February]

Yes. 17 pages of solid gold, baby.

If I were you I'd print this out and send it to a science fiction literary magazine. This is so fucking weird.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When I start drinking this late I have a hard time getting into it. I'm debating shotgunning a couple beers.

 

[Turk February]

There's a book called Helmet of Horror by Victor Pelevin that's just chat logs of people who wake up in a maze. This thread gives me those vibes.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Helmet of horror is a common side effect of penis Jewish penis. Sadly untreatable. No known cure.