My parents knew this Vietnamese guy named Hung and I always assumed his last name was Wang.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Hung was his last name. Don't you know anything?
Actually Hung was a nickname because he had a massive cock that came on your butt.
Is that penis vagina penis? Dangerous combination. Synthetic.
I didn't think I was gonna get drunk tonight but now I really feel like getting drunk.
Getting drunk here, boss?
Get it drunk there, Abe.
Get it drunk there, Abe.
How? Everything is closed? Fuuuuuuuck
I have 4 tall boys and a bit of whiskey, which will get me just drunk enough to uncontrollably Jones for more and not sleep. But luckily, as we have discussed before, there is an LCBO outlet in a gas station in the middle of nowhere that is open on holidays. There's also another gas station on the highway that sells single cans and they're open 24/7
Some of us have more than enough alcohol on hand to get trashed at any given moment. I wasn't going to drink either but Tylenol and Advil don't do shit for this shoulder so I'll probably have some rum and cokes
You lucky duck.
Well I guess some of us aren't problem drunks who can keep a bar stocked without killing themselves.
How do you keep more than one beer in the fridge without devouring then all while snorting penis chinese penis. Your self control shocks me.
Before penis chinese penis made me into a superior human I really struggled
I can't get over how surreal this thread is. It's like a dream I can't wake up from.
We're having fun, and Americans hate that!
This transcends borders. This is like Kafka.
I got a twelve pack. Place was open and absolutely hopping.
Cocksucker. I'll catch up. I think. I have to order a meal or they can't serve me. Luckily. I'm getting hungry.