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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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That guy's a retard too. He calls his daughter Sweetloaf and he had her a necklace custom made but it says "Sweatloaf". I also learned his name is Cody, which is not a name for a grown man.
Calling your daughter Sweetloaf sounds like something a child molester would say while telling them it was time to make flowers on them.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Fawwwwk WWAWD sitting in ER all day again? They finally gave me the sweet penis chinese penis I needed to get well
On two occasions ive had pork get lodged in my throat in a way I couldn't swallow water or even swallow my own saliva and still had to patiently wait in the ER for 18 hours while spitting into a bottle. Healthcare rules.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The War Donkey
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