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I think you did all this hand shit to dodge the draft.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian New Year Spectacular Megathread
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Canada could use turk to get closer to North Korea
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Can't fire a rifle if your hands are missing. All though dr. Marcus Haskell in Sudbury is working on titty canons.
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I will die in battle. I love all the brothermen but I will drink your fucking blood in the name of the true North.
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I actually would gladly die for for the great lakes and southern Ontario in a war. Like. 0 irony.
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For our American friends who think it's absurd a country of 40 million nice people can defend themselves: you have two misconceptions, our military history and how scrappy we are when not dealing with foreigners.
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It's currently 10:14PM in Salsburg Austria, where I currently am. I am sitting in my room listening to Rammstein. My tour group was done eating and drinking by 9pm (17:00) as I'm one of the youngest in the group. I need you guys to entertain me for the next 2 hours as I'm too lazy to head near the Hohensalzburg Fortress to see the fireworks or be a sociable person. Or God forbid, drink with the locals.
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Have you considered going outside an looking at some weird shit like an Austrian dog or some shit?
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during lunch we had to share a table with the locals. They of course brought their dog in to sit under our table. He was old and cuddly, so it was ok.
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If I saw a dog that wasn't with a blind person in a restaurant I'd flip my shit
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We had a similar tradition in Brantford where everyone had a mobility scooter or crutches. Magical place.
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Sounds breathtaking
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They recently installed a telephone. Everyone came in their pants.
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To our Austrian friends, I will give credit for Canada having a better view of Niagara Falls
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Is it because we throw our homosexuals off of it as punishment?
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Wait. What the fuck are you doing in Austria?
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We have no chance of defending against the US, lol. What a waste of time.