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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, if you're from the future, there's something I need you to tell me. It's very important.
Do you know where my remote is?
Do you know where my remote is?
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian New Year Spectacular Megathread
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You should do what I do and just stop paying your bills and hide from the world and only talk to 3 retards in a forum.
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Left housecoat pocket
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Is it under your massive pile of beer cans? That's where I found my passport.
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I'm fuckin getting there, Turk. I'm mostly annoyed to see or hear from my friends anymore
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I'm down to like 2 friends I talk to, a cigarette dealer, and my ex-wife. But I wouldn't be surprised if they all go soon.
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It's also more difficult cuz I want to do an album. That's hard to do with 0 actual partners. And my hands are rotting off.
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Yeah, the ex has to be on her last legs. Poor ol gal.
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She will outlast me.
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According to the blood tests 3 of my organs are failing. (I was in perfect health 6 months ago)
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You should ring in the new year in the emergency room, Turkster. That's what Eurovision would want you to do.
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Actually, Eurovision would prefer I fucking kick your ass doing a breakdance. Like that guy in Tekken.
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Are the 3 organs your dick and balls? Are your balls organs?
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My balls are perfectly fine and I will prove it by cumming on your chest after I beat you up breakdance fighting.
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It's not gay if it's violent.
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it's an avoidance of appearing overly eager, which is a retarded thing to worry about. just say you want to knock about and tell me what the plan is, stupid. all of my ex's always loved how "spontaneous" I was, when all I would do is text them summat like "we're getting lunch at 10:00; be there, or be square". it's not me being spontaneous; I just don't want to waste mine and yours time by being embarrassingly coy
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Estii Laul is next week or so. I wish I could put money down. I think Tommy Cash will dominate the audience vote.
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I especially hate it because I'm the one with a truck so I'm the favor guy. So I never know if a "What's up?" is going to lead to me doing something for somebody most times. I want to just be like "What do you want?" Which is obviously a rude question but I don't even mean it rudely. I mean it autisticly.
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But I actually, surprisingly have grown to like Albania's entry more than his even though I'm a bit of a fan.
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Johnny Cash's brother was named Tommy Cash.