The Abe Vigoda Canadian Groundhog Day Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wiarton Willie did NOT see his shadow this morning. Spring's a-comin'.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I just bought a new winter coat, it'd be nice not to need it with a long winter.

 

[DMAN]

Sigh

Locked because y'all can't behave.

This thread is now locked.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sigh

Locked because y'all can't behave.

This thread is now locked.

NOBODY EVEN COMMENTED


CANADA IS UNDER ATTACK

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wiarton Willie has always been the superior weather-bending marmot. Punxsutawney Phil doesn't even deserve to blowww Wiarton Willie. I propose a marmot arm-wrestling match. Winner gets an 18 wheeler with an arm wrestling themed sleeper, but for groundhogs.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

About a third of the rigs you see on the highway today are driven by groundhogs.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

NOBODY EVEN COMMENTED


CANADA IS UNDER ATTACK

I'm a big fan & I'm fucking nobody? Fuck you Abe. Go choke on a fishbone.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

First snow of the season today. Came down weird while I was out shoveling - hail shaped but definitely snow. It was like somebody was dumping vermiculite out of hebbin. It stuck around until sundown so I guess it'll be there tomorrow but we never got below 1C today so I expect it's gone by tomorrow afternoon if it doesn't start up again

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm a big fan & I'm fucking nobody? Fuck you Abe. Go choke on a fishbone.

Send back signed photo.

I will take legal action.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

First snow of the season today. Came down weird while I was out shoveling - hail shaped but definitely snow. It was like somebody was dumping vermiculite out of hebbin. It stuck around until sundown so I guess it'll be there tomorrow but we never got below 1C today so I expect it's gone by tomorrow afternoon if it doesn't start up again

You don't even know what snow is, duende.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You don't even know what snow is, duende.

Born in Edmonton. You're fucking-A right I know what it is. I've seen some BIG fucking flakes.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Born in Edmonton. You're fucking-A right I know what it is. I've seen some BIG fucking flakes.

French-Alberta.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

French-Alberta.

I was one town over from a town with an extremely French name

 

[Chive Turkey]

North Americans pardon turkeys and celebrate when rats come out of the ground like a bunch of native savages and you should be awarded accordingly with pox blankets.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They're gonna fucking KILL Wiarton Willie and none of you cocksucks even give a care.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The US will nuke Wiarton

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The US will nuke Wiarton

And Wiarton Willie with it!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Our groundhog is FUCKED

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We need that nigga to tell us when spring is

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Punksatawny Phagg seems like a real loser of a groundhog, honestly. Wiarton Willie is not only awake, he's PISSED OFF.