The 2025 NFL Draft Thread

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Big fan of The Niggers Getting Rich Show.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Big fan of The Niggers Getting Rich Show.

What happens when you give a Silverback Gorilla $100 million dollars? We'll find out after these messages!

 

[wbgreen]

Their white girlfriends are always so proud.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I think the Browns got the better end of the stick as far as the trade value goes, but I'm confident that both teams will fuck it up

 

[Udders]

Did Abdul Carter just do a custom rehearsed handshake/high five with Roger Goodell? How embarrassing. That not only jumped the shark but came back for more.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The picks should all be random for every round. And teams should get exactly sixty seconds to make the pick.

 

[Cuphead]

What a bunch of ugly niggers and wiggers

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

The picks should all be random for every round. And teams should get exactly sixty seconds to make the pick.

Gay. The inverse process is the best to attempt to preserve parody

 

[FranksWirecutters]

The picks should all be random for every round. And teams should get exactly sixty seconds to make the pick.

I like the 60 second thing. They know who they're taking they don't have to call someone up on an old timey phone.

I don't care much about it but I hope sanders goes late and whatever team takes him refuses to pay off his lawsuit debt but gladly agrees to garnish him. Over hyped faggot

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

The Raiders are retarded for not trading back. They should trade Crosby while they're at it and build a new team

 

[Kinderman]

The Raiders are retarded for not trading back. They should trade Crosby while they're at it and build a new team

I’m pretty sure the Broncos are gonna take a running back at 20, too.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I like the 60 second thing. They know who they're taking they don't have to call someone up on an old timey phone.

I agree with the short clock, but they'll never do it. They want to keep the reality TV thing going on, who can blame them?

 

[Kinderman]

Anyone remember running back Curtis Enis? I used to think it was funny to say “Curtis Enis hurt his penis”

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Gay. The inverse process is the best to attempt to preserve parody

Fuck the parity. It'd be total pandemonium. Imagine the GMs, finding out they have the first pick, and frantically trying to swing trades in one minute. It'd be like those old-fashioned stock market scenes..."SELL SELL SELL! TRADE TRADE TRADE!". It'd be fun TV, much more entertaining than watching the Heisman winner pretend to be excited about playing in Jacksonville.

 

[Udders]

I agree with the short clock, but they'll never do it. They want to keep the reality TV thing going on, who can blame them?

I'm so glad we get to see every pick murder the English language in an awkward exchange with some hole asking a dumb question.

 

[Kinderman]

I'm so glad we get to see every pick murder the English language in an awkward exchange with some hole asking a dumb question.

“What would you say to your 10 year old self?”

Just awful.

Also putting a lei on Goodell is faggot shit

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Fuck the parity. It'd be total pandemonium. Imagine the GMs, finding out they have the first pick, and frantically trying to swing trades in one minute. It'd be like those old-fashioned stock market scenes..."SELL SELL SELL! TRADE TRADE TRADE!". It'd be fun TV, much more entertaining than watching the Heisman winner pretend to be excited about playing in Jacksonville.

The Jacksonville one got me. I work there sometimes and even the city hates the jaguars. Duuuuuuuval! All the white people have moved the city south with white flight and eventually Saint Augustine will be Jacksonville south. It isn't as bad as Philly yet, no offense @NortheastPhilly

Seriously does the commissioner just like hugs? I'd be telling the nigs "look, just don't wrap your leased charger around a pole in your first year. You feel me cuz? Also CTE is Jewish propaganda, take as many hits to the head as you want, we got your back. Concussions are for queers, you aren't a queer are you?"

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

The Jacksonville one got me. I work there sometimes and even the city hates the jaguars. Duuuuuuuval! All the white people have moved the city south with white flight and eventually Saint Augustine will be Jacksonville south. It isn't as bad as Philly yet, no offense @NortheastPhilly

Seriously does the commissioner just like hugs? I'd be telling the nigs "look, just don't wrap your leased charger around a pole in your first year. You feel me cuz? Also CTE is Jewish propaganda, take as many hits to the head as you want, we got your back. Concussions are for queers, you aren't a queer are you?"

Luckily for their fan base (lol) it's not like a Muslim is trying to sell his team to a UK private equity firm

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The Jacksonville one got me. I work there sometimes and even the city hates the jaguars. Duuuuuuuval! All the white people have moved the city south with white flight and eventually Saint Augustine will be Jacksonville south. It isn't as bad as Philly yet, no offense @NortheastPhilly

Seriously does the commissioner just like hugs? I'd be telling the nigs "look, just don't wrap your leased charger around a pole in your first year. You feel me cuz? Also CTE is Jewish propaganda, take as many hits to the head as you want, we got your back. Concussions are for queers, you aren't a queer are you?"

Not to imply I feel sorry for these guys or anything, but it must be so demoralizing to be chosen by one of the shittier NFL franchises, like Jacksonville, or the Jets, or the Titans. Imagine if there was a doctor or a lawyer draft, and the most promising graduates had to go work for some disgusting ghetto hospital, or a strip mall law office. Yeah, the money probably soothes the burn, but still. Jacksonville...LOL.