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THE 2024 NFL SEASON THREAD

Udders

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The Patriots opening drive today, they actually looked like a real football team. I know it's the Jags but still.
 

The Shah of Iran

Did ye aye?
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At least I can lmao at rhe Browns
In a season where 60% of kickoff returns are touchbacks bc of the stupid new rules, the Browns just gave up a KRet TD on the 1st play of the game to a 4th round white guy. I checked it's only the 3rd that's been scored all year.

I fucking hate this team so much

edit- and that's the only thing of note to happen in the 1st 20 minutes of the game.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Shut up pat

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Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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In a season where 60% of kickoff returns are touchbacks bc of the stupid new rules, the Browns just gave up a KRet TD on the 1st play of the game to a 4th round white guy. I checked it's only the 3rd that's been scored all year.

I fucking hate this team so much

edit- and that's the only thing of note to happen in the 1st 20 minutes of the game.
A full 100 yard return too lol
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

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Deshaun Watson face down on the turf holding his head and the backups are warming up.....

Watch out AFC North here we come

edit - getting carted off. DTR in the game here we fucking go!!!

edit 2 - first play draws a DPI at the 1 yd line. I'm telling you boys todays the day it turns

You see that achilles pop
 

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
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I like his stating the obvious like it's a game changing moment. Yes, there is a one point lead in the first half.

Meanwhile, the Lions and the Vikings are competing for first place in the Packer's division.

Well that lead lasted all of 3 minutes of play time.
 

The Shah of Iran

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Am I the first person to point out this has been a very bad trade for the browns
How many teams are counting on their QB not disclosing all their rapes so they can avoid paying him? That's before you talk about draft capital.

I can't remember if it was last week or the week before but the graphic they put up of Mayfield and Flacco having 350 yd days after Watson shat the bed again was stupifying to sit through
 

Leonard Rhomberg

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How many teams are counting on their QB not disclosing all their rapes so they can avoid paying him? That's before you talk about draft capital.

I can't remember if it was last week or the week before but the graphic they put up of Mayfield and Flacco having 350 yd days after Watson shat the bed again was stupifying to sit through
Yeah it sucks because I loved watching him and Hopkins but he just fawkin blows now. Also the rapes
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

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Can't believe it took this long for Daniel Jones to get benched
 
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