When you log on to check your account balances and realize your “girlfriend” drained all your accounts and skipped town.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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That face you make
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...When you realize the F/N's are at the gate and you aren't allowed to carry anymore.
"Durable power of attorney?? A home? Me? I...I...I don't understand!"
Daycare lady-faced idiot
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When you nut and she has a dick.
When you get the email that you're fired from the cushiest job in the world because you can't behave yourself.
When you realize the 13 year old girl who you bought an IPad for and who you have been chatting with online is actually a 40 + year old man.
TFW the egg falls out.
Lovely shade of Soy there, nana.
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When the vibrating egg is inserted...
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When you see that Sue has uploaded a selfie from the same bathroom.
When its recess at the local elementary school.
Jesus, he's actually grey skinned.
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Both in appearance and demeanor
What fucking organ failure is that? Kidneys makes you yellow, this is some ass aids
He’s not people.
That face when Mr. Lightning breaks the seal of your rear with his helmet, funster.
She was embalmed four years ago, funster.
She was embalmed four years ago, funster.