He was probably the first one to shoot down Joe's request to join the band, too. The man knows a slack-jawed cow when he hears one.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
That BOC guy who wanted Joe off the stage has some talent.
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He was probably the first one to shoot down Joe's request to join the band, too. The man knows a slack-jawed cow when he hears one.
I’m glad to hear he didn’t fuck up his career by having that bovine join him.
Man, can you imagine the shit this dude would get with Joe’s tweets alone?
Man, can you imagine the shit this dude would get with Joe’s tweets alone?
The guy he’s referring to is the other guitar player in the boc video. He’s the one who made the “cut him off sign” towards Joeh.
He's good he should do that for a living
He was definitely pissed in the BOC video, but this guy was friends or at least friendly acquaintances with Joe. There's a bunch of videos of them playing Neil Diamond covers in his studio with Nana and some lady. He started playing bass for BOC in 2004 to 2007 and then became their third guitarist. I'm guessing he was Joe's in when he claimed he auditioned to play bass for them.
He puts the ass in Bass. FUCK! I already used that one.
I hope he's aware of how much enjoyment that gif has brought many people.
Reminder: According to Ant, Joe didn't make it into Blue Oyster Cult because he was "too tall."
Damn, it couldn't get him into BOC but did it land him a date with Milla Jovovich? A blessing and a curse, am I right, folks?
Found it.
Arguably the greatest Joe clip of all time. It perfectly illustrates why Joe is forever doomed to be "solo". No one...absolutely no one...enjoys playing with Joe, because Joe cannot resist the lure of any opportunity to showboat and be obnoxious. Much like how Nana lives to be angry, Joe is all about unbridled buffoonery.
Imagine getting an opportunity like this and being the most obnoxious horse's ass possible while it's going on.
Don't know how many of you niggers are musicians but take my word that how Joe plays is a lot simpler than it looks; he does a lot of speed shortcuts that you hear his ilk spewing on Guitar Center practice amps but his depth is fairly minimal. Few things are more disgusting than an artist who thinks he's hot shit when he's a dixie cup of cold diarrhea.
If you want a gig, my advice is to be as amicable and humble as possible. The gif combined with his Long Island coonery makes me think Jenkem Joe didn't follow such advice.
Don't know how many of you niggers are musicians but take my word that how Joe plays is a lot simpler than it looks; he does a lot of speed shortcuts that you hear his ilk spewing on Guitar Center practice amps but his depth is fairly minimal. Few things are more disgusting than an artist who thinks he's hot shit when he's a dixie cup of cold diarrhea.
If you want a gig, my advice is to be as amicable and humble as possible. The gif combined with his Long Island coonery makes me think Jenkem Joe didn't follow such advice.
His explanation for it is pretty funny. According to him he knew them his entire life and it was just a bunch of buds hanging out and jamming!
His explanation for it is pretty funny. According to him he knew them his entire life and it was just a bunch of buds hanging out and jamming!
Retards are like drunks; they always think everyone's having a great time with them when they're actually loathed.
My other favorite thing about this clip is about 1:50, the lead singer loudly says to Joe, "Let Buck take it now." Then Buck kindly throws it back to Joe who has absolutely no idea how to trade licks with someone. Then Joe caps that section off with the dumb little hand motion to match the cymbal at 2:30 like he's in command and completely killing it.
What a fucking cow brain. Ahahahaha, did you see that jerk?
What a fucking cow brain. Ahahahaha, did you see that jerk?