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TFW you're closet fruit and you feel your (soon to be former) buddy's junk against your backside

TorqueWheeler

Big Nicolas does not exist, staIker.
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Look at the sheer joy in his normally soulless eyes
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Later that evening Adrienne would have a similar look on her face as she tore off Jon's jeans and admired his big, robust balls and the fucking thick root that hung above them.
Even Skinny-Fat Pat’s Homer chins are devouring her face.
 
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Imagine having a dedicated group that bullies you daily and having this embarrassing of a past that the said group has access to to ridicule your deepest tragedies and insecurities. And then not fucking killing yourself. Our fine swine really is a masochistic fat pig
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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Or even just deleting your stupid twitter (or making it private) and changing your phone number. Whatever he says on some level he enjoys the attention.

He enjoys it on every level. Our existence fulfils his every need as a narcissist - attention, fuels his anger, gives him victim status to show off, can delude himself that he's important etc.

It's kind of infuriating that we're actually giving him something that he wants. The consolation is that it is now having a tangible negative impact on his life. Enjoy paying that $24K you don't have, retard.
 
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