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someone do a roll call on KF, see who's missing
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If I'm a publisher or a convention promoter, I am getting tons of submissions for books or panels. Who am I going to sign and promote? The guy who hasn't written a book in years, whose claim to fame is a small solely online group of people engaged not for his writing but for his divisive and often aggressively stated politics and who says that every person around him recieves death threats, swattings, bombings, shootings and attempting rapes...And he gets upset when cons don’t want him for safety reasons - no shit, pig - you went on a media tour claiming there’s a dangerous terrorist cult trying to kill you for years like he can’t leave the house without having to dodge shots from snipers and his car having a bomb placed on it. Fat pig wants his cake and to eat it to (because he’s fat)
Yeah but what if you turn on airplane mode / switch off cellular data so LIBTARDS can’t interrupt your gig stream???Boomers can't even figure out how to screenshot a post and make it into a jpg.
You know the wine makes you emotional.That Mark Jacob is 100% a cornholing, cocksucking faggot. Guaranteed.
He gets most of his ideas from John Oliver's show.What an overdramatic woman
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Sounds like he’s going to have a very miserable 4th of July holiday. I’m guessing he will claim it’s the last one before we lose everything and other nonsense
Pat is giving President Biden orders and he wants them done NOW!
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I think this is the first time he’s demanding Biden do something, piggy must really be having a bad day.
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I’m calling it for July 4th - pig will cry it will be Americas final Independence Day and we’ve lost everything, etc etc
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I don’t know what’s worse - John Oliver or the people that watch John Oliver. Even worse, his fans think his show is for smart people. Not so.He gets most of his ideas from John Oliver's show.
It didn't get traction so he moved onto the next lame outrage topic of the week.
He’s the type of sports fan that can’t admit his team blew a game or got beat by a better team - if the packers lose it’s because of the refs since he doesn’t understand sports and he’s retarded.He cries "foul" anytime his team loses. Sports or politics, its always "rigged".
Pat is giving President Biden orders and he wants them done NOW!
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I think this is the first time he’s demanding Biden do something, piggy must really be having a bad day.
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I’m calling it for July 4th - pig will cry it will be Americas final Independence Day and we’ve lost everything, etc etc
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WWAWD redirecting 'biden.com' bit still working?What aggravates me are the people who think these kids are intelligent or some kind of tech prodigies because they figured out how to run their VoIP through Tor, or they found the CIA director's twitter password and logged in and posted nigger cocks.
He really banked on himself being famous for being the “most swatted man” in America yet it all stopped when one person doing it go arrested and there’s people out there doing it. Kinda lines up with how also the other various people we discuss here (The Cumia Brothers, Norton, Donkey Lips, Serch, etc) have still never been swatted.
Does anyone have the tweets when he claimed we “tricked” a tow company to take his mustang? That claim went away real quick - wonder if even he knew that could easily be proven as a lie if someone called the company.
There it is! Funny how this wild claim disappeared from Tomlinson’s Tall Tales. I remember one of his dork ballwashers claimed this makes us now guilty of grand larceny.
EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME!!!!
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What a miserable life he lives. Im currently in the office and NOBODY is talking about this - they’re talking about the upcoming 4th of July holiday and what they’re going to do / plans with family and friends. People with happy lives don’t obsess over stupid shit related to politics, Only terminally online losers like Pat are crying the world is ending.
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GTA: MilwaukeeThere it is! Funny how this wild claim disappeared from Tomlinson’s Tall Tales. I remember one of his dork ballwashers claimed this makes us now guilty of grand larceny.
Jesus Christ, Pat. Take your fucking meds.What an overdramatic woman
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Sounds like he’s going to have a very miserable 4th of July holiday. I’m guessing he will claim it’s the last one before we lose everything and other nonsense
Rick was catapulted into KF notoriety when he began his lolsuit at the start of 2021, because he dumbly included Null in it for no reason. The swattings didn't start until July of 2022, two months after the entire suit was dismissed.The lolsuit gets the attention of kiwifarms, and suddenly he's a prominent lolcow on kiwifarms with probably 10x the audience he has here. Then and only then do the SWATs start
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