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Texas passes bill banning all forms of THC

Pussymagnetpat

Gigachad irl
That stuff only exists because weed is illegal
Lol

Yea just legalize it like canada and the netherlands that worked out great.
Real winners over there. Tough white guys.


i meant culture is downstream from government policy. Not “top down”.
You fags supposedly hate jews but kvetch at even the slightest pushback at their degeneracy. Franco wouldve made you face the wall. Maybe youre jewish? 🫢😹
Just riffin here im fuckin zoooted

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Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
The "overtime Bill" is fucking horseshit too. Thing fuckin SUCKS
 

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
Yea just legalize it like canada and the netherlands that worked out great.
Real winners over there. Tough white guys.



i meant culture is downstream from government policy. Not “top down”.
You fags supposedly hate jews but kvetch at even the slightest pushback at their degeneracy. Franco wouldve made you face the wall. Maybe youre jewish? 🫢😹
Just riffin here im fuckin zoooted

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Yeah pearl clutching over porno or weed is really going to stop this:

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Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
Alcohol is much worse for society, and your personal health it’s not even in the same ballpark. Just pass big fines if you get caught in pubic if you don’t want the smell around. Weed isn’t fentanyl it's just gay.
Homosexuality is an epidemic. It must be done.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
Alcohol is much worse for society, and your personal health it’s not even in the same ballpark. Just pass big fines if you get caught in pubic if you don’t want the smell around. Weed isn’t fentanyl it's just gay.
Opiates arent much of a problem if the user has ready access to supply. See methadone/suboxone maintenance treatment. When used properly its totally sustainable. The issue is a majority of abusers want more more more and abuse the system. Fent obviously isnt Methd/Sub due to its short half life and SHIT "high" but my point stands still.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
Opiates arent much of a problem if the user has ready access to supply. See methadone/suboxone maintenance treatment. When used properly its totally sustainable. The issue is a majority of abusers want more more more and abuse the system. Fent obviously isnt Methd/Sub due to its short half life and SHIT "high" but my point stands still.
Spoken like a true druggie.
I smoke crack because it has vitamins in it.
 

Pussymagnetpat

Gigachad irl
Yeah pearl clutching over porno or weed is really going to stop this:

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and right on cue. israel! adelson! the wall!
cute inflation adjusted fake graph you found on /pol/ dumb motherfucker.

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3 billion per year. 3 billion.

and 17 billion under Biden... for I dunno... a war with USA geopolitical interests?
100 billion per year for laquandas food stamps, check your priorities
i hope you have an aneurysm
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
Spoken like a true druggie.
I smoke crack because it has vitamins in it.
Have fun with your "solar" electricity on a bums pirate boat drinking twisted teas with a captain with one hand. Sounds heavenly. While i have custody of 4 kids, a spouse, a 5 bedroom house ON LAND, an excellent job, 3 cars. How many of those things do you have? Custody? Nope. House? Nope. Job? Nope. Car? Nope. License? Nope. Your butthole isnt going to be worth shit in about 5 years. Sounds like a real L for me. Youre life is going to get realllllly grim in the next 5-10 years. Thoughts an prayers though. Honestly. Mental illness is tough. Whens the last time you blew neighbor Dave for a pack of cigs? You may wanna hold onto that contact.
 

Diaper WOOD

Shot caller of the wood pile!
Have fun with your "solar" electricity on a bums pirate boat drinking twisted teas with a captain with one hand. Sounds heavenly. While i have custody of 4 kids, a spouse, a 5 bedroom house ON LAND, an excellent job, 3 cars. How many of those things do you have? Custody? Nope. House? Nope. Job? Nope. Car? Nope. License? Nope. Your butthole isnt going to be worth shit in about 5 years. Sounds like a real L for me. Youre life is going to get realllllly grim in the next 5-10 years. Thoughts a prayers though. Honestly. Mental illness is tough. Whens the last time you blew neighbor Dave for a pack of cigs? You may wanna hold onto that contact.
Dude, I think she was just busting your balls…
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
Dude, I think she was just busting your balls…
Dude this is the forum. Are you new around here? Bam wants to see me imprisoned and tortured for my crimes. She hates my guts. Linger longer bro. She doesnt have a sense of humor.

Im obsessed with raping her, and she knows this of course. How many amazon cards have you sent her, Simpster?
 
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