Terrible movie scenes Patrick thinks are epic

[HotDogJoe]

Absolute dogshit.

 

[Meownaw]

It's almost impressive how dogshit those sequels are.

 

[DominusOdium]

The one where all the black thugs give the Milwaukee Bukkake to a yellow toothed lesbian while her fat husband crysturbates in the corner.

Kind of an indie film, you probably missed it.

 

[HotDogJoe]

It's almost impressive how dogshit those sequels are.

At the risk of sounding like a Patrick tier faggot - I have never been as disappointed in a sequel as the 2nd Matrix movie left me feeling. I still remember the feeling of being in the theater back in 2003 and feeling the absolute wave of disappointment washing over me in the first 10 mins when I realized "Oh OK, this has clearly just been made for the money" when that terrible first fight scene happened.

 

[LoomisBuckby]

homer_simpson_boo.wav

 

[Brooke Shields]

i fucking pump this scene while working out



gets me angry, stays me angry like a fat faggot

 

[Stent]

Douche chills.

 

[New Name]

Douche chills.

This isn't a convoy.. this is a dream!

Slip him into the rocking chair

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It's almost impressive how dogshit those sequels are.

Critics are calling them everything from shit to fucking shit.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Please don’t tell me that those stupid sunglasses of Pat’s are an homage to Neo…

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Douche chills.

I wanted to like this movie so fucking bad but it’s just awful and I’m a prequel apologist.

 

[FurBurger]

At the risk of sounding like a Patrick tier faggot - I have never been as disappointed in a sequel as the 2nd Matrix movie left me feeling. I still remember the feeling of being in the theater back in 2003 and feeling the absolute wave of disappointment washing over me in the first 10 mins when I realized "Oh OK, this has clearly just been made for the money" when that terrible first fight scene happened.

Same. Never saw the third one; never watched the Animatrix.

I just wrote the whole series off after that.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Same. Never saw the third one; never watched the Animatrix.

I just wrote the whole series off after that.

I saw all three and I can't remember anything from the sequels I was daydreaming I was so bored. The only thing I remember was the architect's 20 minute nonsense rambling. All I could focus on was the dudes eye mole

 

[RoTheHo69]

Its plain old dreck. No wonder he eats this shit up.

 

[Dog Eater]

How much of a matrix fan was Patrick exactly?

 

[guest]

We know this is one of his favourite films (even Spielberg says it's basically shit.) There's no doubt in my mind that he watches this particular scene, mouth agape, spellbound before he starts grunting and clapping like the retarded human sea lion he is.
[MEDIA=youtube]7N-a72jEFh0[/MEDIA]

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

How much of a matrix fan was Patrick exactly?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The one where all the black thugs give the Milwaukee Bukkake to a yellow toothed lesbian while her fat husband crysturbates in the corner.

Kind of an indie film, you probably missed it.

Pat wahsturbates while he reads this site. We're e-cucking him and he loves that.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The one where all the black thugs give the Milwaukee Bukkake to a yellow toothed lesbian while her fat husband crysturbates in the corner.

Kind of an indie film, you probably missed it.

I missed that one. I did see the one where the Wisconsin rube gets cucked by the suave large penised guy from Rhode Island though.