Teliophone Part 2: Live from Wisconsin

[VoodooChild]

all content here was found on the website known as reddit. we do not condone using telephones at this website, 5g is known to cause low sperm count and sexual misconduct among local wildlife

 

[Meownaw]

That waitress sounds like a cunt.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Reddit is brutal

 

[captain_kamala]

Good work. You should have told betsy she was fat. The dude believing the rape charges got my ribs

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

- Patrick Tomlinson.

- Hmmm.. no.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Brinton getting flustered at the end was hilarious.

"I did not get fired." Didn't ya??

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Some of you people have absolutely horrible speaking voices and almost no conversational swag at all.

 

[captain_kamala]

Betsy is begging for more felony telephone harassment. Claims she doesn't answer the phone. The lie detector test determined that was a lie

 

[VoodooChild]

Some of you people have absolutely horrible speaking voices and almost no conversational swag at all.

No child, we don't. Yes child, we do.
You don't and that's the reason you act out this way.

 

[Raymond]

"Are you sure that you didn't get fired?"

I wouldn't laugh if that had been said to anyone else.

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

Why didn’t you order the Boy Burger?

 

[starshipretard69]

Some of you people have absolutely horrible speaking voices and almost no conversational swag at all.

I thought the convos flowed smoothly and the speaking voice lends to the funny, especially when these retards actually stay on the line with him in spite of it.

 

[Opesterino]

TYFYS!

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

No child, we don't. Yes child, we do.
You don't and that's the reason you act out this way.

Just learn to talk, you fucking nigger. You'll be able to keep them on the phone longer, thereby increasing the chances for even more hilarity.

Write a script and speak it in front of a mirror, before you jump on the phone. Open your mouth wider when you talk. Hit the consonants harder; don't slur them. These are just a few ideas to get you going on your way.

 

[captain_kamala]

Just learn to talk, you fucking nigger. You'll be able to keep them on the phone longer, thereby increasing the chances for even more hilarity.

Write a script and speak it in front of a mirror, before you jump on the phone. Open your mouth wider when you talk. Hit the consonants harder; don't slur them. These are just a few ideas to get you going on your way.

I like his voice he sounds like a sexy cowboy

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Every day, this site finds ways to smash my ribs into smithereens.

 

[ActionJackson]

BrinTon was not fired, child. Those are your delusions. He resigned in order to avoid being fired. I'm sorry you're so stupid. I can't help you.

 

[Jenna]

Why didn’t you order the Boy Burger?

Let's not turn this felony telephone harassment into a felony human trafficking charge.

 

[kingship75]

I like his voice he sounds like a sexy cowboy

Absolutely. A ranch-hand in his early 20s.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I just want to say I love “charred walls of the damned”. Talk to you later, bub.