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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Teliophone Part 2: Live from Wisconsin
- Thread starter VoodooChild
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Reddit is brutal
Good work. You should have told betsy she was fat. The dude believing the rape charges got my ribs
- Patrick Tomlinson.
- Hmmm.. no.
- Hmmm.. no.
Some of you people have absolutely horrible speaking voices and almost no conversational swag at all.
Betsy is begging for more felony telephone harassment. Claims she doesn't answer the phone. The lie detector test determined that was a lie
No child, we don't. Yes child, we do.
You don't and that's the reason you act out this way.
Why didn’t you order the Boy Burger?
I thought the convos flowed smoothly and the speaking voice lends to the funny, especially when these retards actually stay on the line with him in spite of it.
TYFYS!
Just learn to talk, you fucking nigger. You'll be able to keep them on the phone longer, thereby increasing the chances for even more hilarity.
Write a script and speak it in front of a mirror, before you jump on the phone. Open your mouth wider when you talk. Hit the consonants harder; don't slur them. These are just a few ideas to get you going on your way.
I like his voice he sounds like a sexy cowboy
Every day, this site finds ways to smash my ribs into smithereens.
BrinTon was not fired, child. Those are your delusions. He resigned in order to avoid being fired. I'm sorry you're so stupid. I can't help you.
Let's not turn this felony telephone harassment into a felony human trafficking charge.
Absolutely. A ranch-hand in his early 20s.
I just want to say I love “charred walls of the damned”. Talk to you later, bub.