Teflon Dan DECLARES WAR?!😱 (Youtube Shorts)

[Turk February]

Does Pat realize that If Dan loses his job it will still be really really funny to everyone?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Muad'Dan

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"Mullen" is a killing word.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The Queen Vee just accused Rick of having Lady Di syndrome. Also known as Korsa-Cough (sniff).

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Oh, he means the security footage of the people he said he didnt blame for taking them. What are the cops going to do with footage of people he doesnt want arrested for it? He isnt even good at lying. He contradicts himself almost every time if you wait long enough.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Oh, he means the security footage of the people he said he didnt blame for taking them. What are the cops going to do with footage of people he doesnt want arrested for it? He isnt even good at lying. He contradicts himself almost every time if you wait ling enough.

The funniest part to me was during his back and forth with whoever claimed they had taken chairs. Rick threatened to turn his video over to police which would show their car model and plate number, and the rascal didn't bite. Then Rick says they have two options, either return the chairs or the police would do it.

I would've been like, Okay. Then give them my plate number, let them figure out where I live, and have them come get the chairs. You just said I didn't do anything wrong. So, the chairs are out front in the yard waiting. Why would I care whether it's you or the cops who get them? And why didn't you already give the video to the police? Are you sure you talked to them at all? Sounds pretty far-fetched.

He's the perfect mix of overconfident and dumb as dirt.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Does Pat realize that If Dan loses his job it will still be really really funny to everyone?

Frat boy Dan thinks we’re all frat bros here who have each others’ backs. He can’t understand that even if he had the funniest show on YouTube and had never made any of the bizarre, cringey comments, people would still laugh at him having his life ruined

 

[Rudderman]

I knew Pig couldn't refrain from a prisoning frenzy for long.

 

[SFWA liaison]

 

[Heyfellas]

The Queen Vee just accused Rick of having Lady Di syndrome. Also known as Korsa-Cough (sniff).

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So it’s written as korsakoff cough syndrome…..

 

[Carlo Hambino]

I’m just glad I could give you guys ribs before Cunt Fucker shows up and posts Niko Avocado hairy asshole pics.

 

[BudDickman]

I am Spartacus.

 

[Dog Eater]

Does Pat realize that If Dan loses his job it will still be really really funny to everyone?

BETTER MEN THAN YOU HAVE TRIED. PAT-ER-ICK

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

So it’s written as korsakoff cough syndrome…..

The Opster sounded so butthurt when he was corrected on that lol. Was it Dr. Steve or that cunt nurse who thought she was a doctor?

 

[quasi101]

Does Pat realize that If Dan loses his job it will still be really really funny to everyone?

No he's a retard but that's the funniest outcome

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

No he's a retard but that's the funniest outcome

You're not much of a Dan Man, are ya.

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[StlakerFatti]

if the Dan Man loses his job, it's only because he got promoted again.

eight figure deals, seven bathroom sinks, six car garages, five hour shows, four virgin girlfriends, three outdoor pools, two adirondack chairs, one love for all his fans

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I'm a Dan Man Fan and I hope he sues the shit out of those two fat cunts someday.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm a Dan Man Fan and I hope he sues the shit out of those two fat cunts someday.

If he is going to do it. Now is the time. While he is already tied up in a serious case. Making him pay for two different cases at the same time would be a dose of his own medicine from when he tried that on Quasi but this time he doesnt have the SFWA backing him on both angles.

 

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