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Chive Torquey

Bland Vegetable Nonsense
You know how pretentious fags sample something like coffee or booze and then breakdown the taste in the most detailed way possible? Like, earthy tones with hints of sandalwood, followed by notes of hazel or whatever.

Your Boomia shifting between Skip Lispari, Chip, Retard Rosie O'Donnell and Barney from the Simpsons had me feeling like a sommelier downing a premium glass of Californian French champagne, fermented in the bottle by Paul Maisson.
 

CuckedPaul

Power Forward for the Boston Tree People
You know how pretentious fags sample something like coffee or booze and then breakdown the taste in the most detailed way possible? Like, earthy tones with hints of sandalwood, followed by notes of hazel or whatever.

Your Boomia shifting between Skip Lispari, Chip, Retard Rosie O'Donnell and Barney from the Simpsons had me feeling like a sommelier downing a premium glass of Californian French champagne, fermented in the bottle by Paul Maisson.

Credit where it's due, my Boom Boomerson is a rip off of @The Torquis de Lard 's character. His is funnier.

 
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