Taylor Swift fans wearing adult diapers so they don’t miss a second of her concert

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I’m shocked that she’s still so popular that she’s selling out football stadiums three nights in a row. Nothing against her but she never paid her dues at TGI Fridays on Tuesdays.
 

Jenna

If God truly loved you He'd have made you taller
Didn’t Taylor Swift post on 4chan or some shit

Now that Jenna's famous I'm following gossip websites and such and Taylor drama is crazy.

So she broke up with some dude and started dating the lead singer of the 1975 (who were the musical guest on Jenna's SNL episode!) But her new boyfriend went on The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown minus Stav) and talked about how much he likes the porn website ghetto gaggers, which is shitty white guys violently facefucking black hos.

Needless to say the Swifties decided to form a union. Their demands have me howling.

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Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
Now that Jenna's famous I'm following gossip websites and such and Taylor drama is crazy.

So she broke up with some dude and started dating the lead singer of the 1975 (who were the musical guest on Jenna's SNL episode!) But her new boyfriend went on The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown minus Stav) and talked about how much he likes the porn website ghetto gaggers, which is shitty white guys violently facefucking black hos.

Needless to say the Swifties decided to form a union. Their demands have me howling.

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Jesus fucking Christ. Has to be a bit. Just look at the LGBTQ acronym with like 20 extra letters and asking for compensation/reparations. I'm embarrassed I fell for it.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Now that Jenna's famous I'm following gossip websites and such and Taylor drama is crazy.

So she broke up with some dude and started dating the lead singer of the 1975 (who were the musical guest on Jenna's SNL episode!) But her new boyfriend went on The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown minus Stav) and talked about how much he likes the porn website ghetto gaggers, which is shitty white guys violently facefucking black hos.

Needless to say the Swifties decided to form a union. Their demands have me howling.

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That can’t not be satire.
 

Jenna

If God truly loved you He'd have made you taller
Also my favorite bit of gossip this week is the unnamed A-list actor who threatened to rape the homosexuality out of Elliot Page.


As part of a chapter titled “Famous Asshole at Party,” as excerpted by People magazine, Page wrote about being at a birthday party in Los Angeles where an “acquaintance” questioned his sexuality.

“You aren’t gay. That doesn’t exist. You are just afraid of men,” the actor told Page, adding, “I’m going to fuck you to make you realize you aren’t gay.”

Page recalled seeing the male actor at the gym a few days later, where he said, “I don’t have a problem with gay people I swear.”

People are mildly speculating it's Miles Teller but I want it to be drunk Chris Pratt so badly. I can just picture a sloshed Chris Pratt saying "I'm going to fuck you to make you realize you aren't gay" thinking he's being cute and charming.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
Also my favorite bit of gossip this week is the unnamed A-list actor who threatened to rape the homosexuality out of Elliot Page.




People are mildly speculating it's Miles Teller but I want it to be drunk Chris Pratt so badly. I can just picture a sloshed Chris Pratt saying "I'm going to fuck you to make you realize you aren't gay" thinking he's being cute and charming.
Whoever it is I'm suddenly a fan. I have a feeling it's bullshit or she would have named him.
 

Jenna

If God truly loved you He'd have made you taller
Whoever it is I'm suddenly a fan. I have a feeling it's bullshit or she would have named him.

They just don't want a defamation lawsuit and big media thing where all the right-wingers rush to defend the innocent beloved celebrity from vile accusations made by the tranny. Not worth risking blowing up your career for an inappropriate joke.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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They just don't want a defamation lawsuit and big media thing where all the right-wingers rush to defend the innocent beloved celebrity from vile accusations made by the tranny. Not worth risking blowing up your career for an inappropriate joke.
Even the blonde lady from iCarly called Dan Schneider “The Creator” in her book. Defamation is a motherfucker.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

crumbly feta enjoyer
Now that Jenna's famous I'm following gossip websites and such and Taylor drama is crazy.

So she broke up with some dude and started dating the lead singer of the 1975 (who were the musical guest on Jenna's SNL episode!) But her new boyfriend went on The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown minus Stav) and talked about how much he likes the porn website ghetto gaggers, which is shitty white guys violently facefucking black hos.

Needless to say the Swifties decided to form a union. Their demands have me howling.

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I thought sex work is work, I can't keep up with these people
 
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