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Tall Tales Tomlinson: Pets Edition
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I should of known! We should get the great Billy West to do a Cameo video calling Pat a fat idiot. That would ruin Futurama forever for the piggy, have him say something about Owen A Forums and to stop filing silly lawsuits.
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You are a fat fucking liar pig man child. Why don't you go join those so called owners sometime soon.
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We know his fiction books are terrible derivative shit that he puts zero effort into, but it's shocking that he would be so careless with his mythos building lies.
What would he do if someone in real life ever questioned him on his Tomlinson Tall Tales? Imagine the humiliation a normal person would feel even telling this lie, but it unfathomable to think about being caught out in a lie like this. How would you even react?
I'm heating up just thinking about the douche chills.
What would he do if someone in real life ever questioned him on his Tomlinson Tall Tales? Imagine the humiliation a normal person would feel even telling this lie, but it unfathomable to think about being caught out in a lie like this. How would you even react?
I'm heating up just thinking about the douche chills.
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Holy shit, you could get Futurama voice actors to insult Pat in character, then match it up with Futurama footage so it looks like his favorite cartoon pals are shitting on him. He'll never be able to unhear Fry & Bender calling him a daughter abandoning fatso.
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It would be a great bit, I know someone got a couple Brewers players to shit on him but Pat didn’t know who they were because he’s a fake sports fan.
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Stories of dogs returning to their masters' graves are so unique and rare that examples become international legends and get turned into movies, but it's just a normal occurence for Mama Raven's special little Rick.
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My dad never hit me. He missed.
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Jim Carrey is a real life Canadian faggot but Cable Guy and Me, Myself and Irene are classics.
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All dogs go to heaven, child.
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He really lost it after he gave that girlfriend all those pills and she killed her self. Always thought it was weird he didn’t try to go behind the screens (only way to keep going in Hollywood) I don’t think he’s even tried to direct, write, or produce.
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Maybe one day Annabelle will show up on your porch, Tits, vigorously knocking on your door.
Of course, your obese, cowardly, responsibility shirking middle aged ass would sneak out the back door into Crime Alley, and escape on your ironically named Triumph if that ever happened, you androgynous pile of uncooked dough. You're so fat and devoid of testosterone that you're practically sexless.
Of course, your obese, cowardly, responsibility shirking middle aged ass would sneak out the back door into Crime Alley, and escape on your ironically named Triumph if that ever happened, you androgynous pile of uncooked dough. You're so fat and devoid of testosterone that you're practically sexless.
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Hes pretty plugged into the father community
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Dutchess.
Faggot.
Faggot.
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Make a Facebook meme about it, saccharine faggot.
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The most hateable human being alive.
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Then a two year old girl stood up and said she wrote to Santa to ask for an end to racism for Christmas.
