Missed that part. I thought the Gabester was only a severely repressed homosexual. It really is true that all pedophiles are gays, HHster.
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Takedown with Chris Hansen Megathread
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This chinless muppet voiced big head butthair face is tickling my ribs, funster.
His family was coming to town and he had to pick up water, since he just has a little brita filter, HHster. So why not also prank 2 15 year old girls by paying to have sex with them? His head being so fat and round with such a frail weak voice and body was very distracting to how retarded his excuses are, funster.
YUSSSURRRR
YUSSSURRRR
Dumb hick wigger faggotster. Him talking through his teeth is ENRAGING and I'm fawking brooding over here. His defense is he shot himself in the dick and it had to be sewn back on and can't get hard anymore.
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He learned his lesson, brotherster. He’s not going to try and make friends anymore.
He should be pals with @HomeRunCumia. Two dickless trailer park fagsters.
I think this is better than TCAP tobehonestwitya. “Como se dice en espanol: I want to eat your ass?”
And the only one out of the 3 revivals that seems to actually be successful
This one is genuinely hilarious, I’d tell you if it wasn’t. One of the niggers Chris starts doing black voice at him to his face and it utterly destroyed my ribs. Bleeping out half of the texts was really holding all of that shit back.
“So this is how you celebrate St Patrick’s Day?” was another rib buster. He also has some weird tick telling him to have a seat. The guy is already sitting and he points at him scoldingly and says “Have a seat”. That got me good for some reason.
Alternate universe Nana.
The ending cracked me up HHster. He might be a retard but, don’t forget he’s a child predator basically. Chris knew he had to acknowledge the targeting retardster accusations.
Like when Bobo was on TCAPster.
Who's dead by the way. His gf gave him an overdose and she burnt the apartment complex down. teehee
That… that’s not me awlroite! I wasn’t fucking kids awlroite!!! That’s Anthony who fucks kids!!!! ITS NOT ME!!!!!!!
I love how panicked Chris gets when the preds go for the door because he knows then they will just have to arrest the guy and he might not get his big interview that he‘s been saving all his one liners for
“LISTEN YOU DONT WANNA DO THAT”
It's a good lesson to learn.
"This isn't a trick is it."
"It isn't not a trick."
That's how you know he's retarded, he fell for the decoy's double negative.