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Takedown with Chris Hansen Megathread
- Thread starter Cuphead
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I liked Hansen VS. Predator because the title was hilariously insensitive considering the subject matter.
He had another one before this too but I can't remember the name. It didn't last long because he got trashed for busting an 18 year old kid or something
Hès really made a niche for himself with the pedo busting. I wonder if he lives vicariously through the pedos experience. Maybe he gets off on the taboo themes. Kind of like his own Penthouse Forum story. You know he's going back to his trailer and jacking it till its raw red like fresh tuna.
It was a lot more fun when they were sitting there humiliating themselves and admitting to all sorts of horrific stuff and then thinking oh ill just walk out this door and head on home. Getting arrested before the interview takes the air out of it a lil bit
There's still a lot where he interviews them before they realize they're being taped. He explains in one episode how because of certain county laws or something they have to arrest them before he can film.
That makes sense. I guess that’s why a lot of the amateur YouTubers who do this don’t have a lot of convictions because they taint the evidence with how they go about it
I think the game passes him by with all the dudes literally beating the dog shit out of pedophiles
Scumbag civil wars...broke man moves
It'd be fucking amazing if Chris Hansen adopted that approach. When he gets to the transcripts they wheel a bunch of racks of Tylenol and M&Ms into the decoy house and after he reads each line he throws the guy through one. Chris "The Hammer" Hansen is the judge, jury and executioner. Chris "The Hammer" Hansen makes the pedos call their moms and tell them they tried to meet up with a 12 year old for sex. Chris "The Hammer" Hansen makes them do the worm on gravel.
Even TCAP was pretty insensitive considering the subject matter. I remember watching it when it first was on and everybody thought the whole premise was hilarious.
On some level, it really did deprive these people of their right to due process by broadcasting their faces, names, screen names, and cities across the world on fucking Dateline NBC.
At least Chris Hansen made sure to repeat the Opie & Anthony name drop before the cops tackled the guy outside. That was a big win for the bbbboys
I love how he throws his hands up at the sight of Hansen like hes been terribly inconvenienced that Chris is cock blocking him from fucking a kid
I like that Takedown is uncensored. Hearing Hansen read transcripts about sucking and fucking and ramming it in your stinkhole in his stern grandfather voice gets my ribs
It’s also unbelievable these retarded ugly fucks are still after 20 years thinking that the person on the other end of the computer is a thirteen year old who wants their first time to consist of lifting up a truck driver’s hairy gunt
It’s also unbelievable these retarded ugly fucks are still after 20 years thinking that the person on the other end of the computer is a thirteen year old who wants their first time to consist of lifting up a truck driver’s hairy gunt
I love how much more sassy he is in Takedown. You can tell he really looks over the transcripts and thinks of witty insults to say during the interviews.
If any of you fellas has an LG TV that has that LG Channels feature built in you can watch TruBlu on channel 383.
The DMAN only watches on a Vizio, the Cadillac of TVs.