Table manners are racist and shit.

[TravisPickle]

Yeah, yeah. A bunch of times over too. White women are all fucking psychos.

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

"Okay."

"OH, SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE?? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING??" *stab*

Yeah, white bitches are fucked. I agree. I had a bitch that kept demanding I leave, when I would try to leave, she would tackle me and try her hardest to prevent it. I finally made it out at one point, im sitting at a bus shelter at 3am waiting for the buses to start running at 6 (It was New Years and I was drunk as fuck, nobody to call for a lift.) Im sittin in the shelter I hear some footsteps and then "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" she's barefoot, 3 blocks from her house, throwing haymakers at me. I sprinted down the street, looked back and she was starfished in the middle of the road in the snow. Fucking PSYCHO. She has a retarded kid now. I won.

 

[Turk February]

When I eat ramen I eat straight from the bowl shoveling noodles in my mouth with chop sticks. This leaves burns on my lips some times. I saw a YouTube video that said it's the correct way to eat.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When I eat ramen I eat straight from the bowl shoveling noodles in my mouth with chop sticks. This leaves burns on my lips some times. I saw a YouTube video that said it's the correct way to eat.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me or my hands but I cannot figure out how the fuck to hold chopsticks. I've been shown a million times and I can't do it. I twirl ramen around a fork like spaghetti. The cocksuckers also say you're supposed to slurp it like a fucking retard. Like it's disrespectful not to. Sure thing Hop Sin. Here in AMERICA it's disrespectful to make disgusting, nauseating sounds while you eat.

 

[Turk February]

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me or my hands but I cannot figure out how the fuck to hold chopsticks. I've been shown a million times and I can't do it. I twirl ramen around a fork like spaghetti. The cocksuckers also say you're supposed to slurp it like a fucking retard. Like it's disrespectful not to. Sure thing Hop Sin. Here in AMERICA it's disrespectful to make disgusting, nauseating sounds while you eat.

I struggled. It's best to think of them like scissors.

 

[Turk February]

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me or my hands but I cannot figure out how the fuck to hold chopsticks. I've been shown a million times and I can't do it. I twirl ramen around a fork like spaghetti. The cocksuckers also say you're supposed to slurp it like a fucking retard. Like it's disrespectful not to. Sure thing Hop Sin. Here in AMERICA it's disrespectful to make disgusting, nauseating sounds while you eat.

Jokes aside they're better than a fork. Sorry.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah, white bitches are fucked. I agree. I had a bitch that kept demanding I leave, when I would try to leave, she would tackle me and try her hardest to prevent it. I finally made it out at one point, im sitting at a bus shelter at 3am waiting for the buses to start running at 6 (It was New Years and I was drunk as fuck, nobody to call for a lift.) Im sittin in the shelter I hear some footsteps and then "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" she's barefoot, 3 blocks from her house, throwing haymakers at me. I sprinted down the street, looked back and she was starfished in the middle of the road in the snow. Fucking PSYCHO. She has a retarded kid now. I won.

The funny thing is, that's how white women show that they're actually madly in love with you. Everyone here with a happy, tranquil white relationship, there's some big dicked ex boyfriend who cheated on her that she used to throw punches at that she thinks about while you're fucking her.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jokes aside they're better than a fork. Sorry.

Stabbing is a cooler motion than pinching. You're wrong. And you're Chinese.

 

[Turk February]

Stabbing is a cooler motion than pinching. You're wrong. And you're Chinese.

I wasn't born this way.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You can try, but mocking Indian food as Westerners will just appear as a huge cope to everybody.

They’re eating at least 5% of their own shit. I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt on joking here.

 

[Chive Turkey]

You can try, but mocking Indian food as Westerners will just appear as a huge cope to everybody.

I'll grant them the right to laugh at us in between their bouts of cholera and dysentery.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I'll grant them the right to laugh at us in between their bouts of cholera and dysentery.

Isn’t dysentery/chronic diarrhea a feature, not a but in India/shit skin territories?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Isn’t dysentery/chronic diarrhea a feature, not a but in India/shit skin territories?

About 120,000 children die by the shits every year in Old Canada.

 

[Agent Smith]

Race traitor.

Bleaching is the White man's moral duty.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me or my hands but I cannot figure out how the fuck to hold chopsticks. I've been shown a million times and I can't do it. I twirl ramen around a fork like spaghetti.

They make these (for kids and retards).