Sweet Baby Inc.

[TheStinkySomali]

Go to hobby stores that have 40k tourneys or painting tutorials etc, the fans don’t tolerate it, they are all basically me. There’s the odd bad egg who isn’t racist but for the most part it’s just us. The new custodes releases sold next to nothing because of the female addition, they know it’s suicide so it’s not happening, at some point the DEI morons will get in and do it because they’re retarded and will blame toxic racism masculinity when the company dies.

I'd rather go play bingo with a bunch of grandmas than paint toys with a bunch of fat faggot virgins like you.

 

[Mass.gov]

65 year old boq to his great-grandchildren in a post-American world:

grandchildren: "Papa, tell us about the infidels, describe your time around them?"

Me "They sit on these elevated seats where the back rises unnervingly high, as if designed to cradle a being of fragile constitution. The seat itself, well padded, suggests it was meant for prolonged sitting, perhaps during extended periods of observation or contemplation."

"(shows pic of 40 year old gamer) Behold young Boqs...Observe them: hunched forward, their eyes fixed on glowing screens as if mesmerized by distant fires, fingers twitching rhythmically over a strange, flat panel of buttons. They appear utterly absorbed, their faces bathed in the soft light of their mysterious devices, engaged in what seems to be a kind of silent communion with invisible entities"

"Young Boqs, Im telling you, 3-4 of you can take it all...the land is fertile, and unguarded. The conquest of these sedentary beings would be a most leisurely affair."

 

[Racist Google Intern]

65 year old boq to his great-grandchildren in a post-American world:

grandchildren: "Papa, tell us about the infidels, describe your time around them?"

Me "They sit on these elevated seats where the back rises unnervingly high, as if designed to cradle a being of fragile constitution. The seat itself, well padded, suggests it was meant for prolonged sitting, perhaps during extended periods of observation or contemplation."

"(shows pic of 40 year old gamer) Behold young Boqs...Observe them: hunched forward, their eyes fixed on glowing screens as if mesmerized by distant fires, fingers twitching rhythmically over a strange, flat panel of buttons. They appear utterly absorbed, their faces bathed in the soft light of their mysterious devices, engaged in what seems to be a kind of silent communion with invisible entities"

"Young Boqs, Im telling you, 3-4 of you can take it all...the land is fertile, and unguarded. The conquest of these sedentary beings would be a most leisurely affair."

From your personality I know you have enjoyed fifa, don't fib.

 

[despacito69]

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as *bragging rights?*

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who *enjoy* the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a *challange* when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

 

[Chive Turkey]

From your personality skin color I know you have enjoyed fifa, don't fib.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I need to fire up the ps4 again holy shit

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

LOL the leftist faggot got triggered by the mention of Gamergate. Wasn't that like 10 years ago??!!

Sweet Baby Inc is literally called "Gamergate 2", you fucking fairy. OP posted this faggotry trying to "kickstart the second revolt!"

To which I needed to declare OP a queer.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Hey! Hey I got it, guys!

Sweet Baby Stink!

 

[Turry Fawks]

Sweet Baby Inc is literally called "Gamergate 2", you fucking fairy. OP posted this faggotry trying to "kickstart the second revolt!"

To which I needed to declare OP a queer.

We just need to get Trump to tweet about SBI and the race war commences

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

We just need to get Trump to tweet about SBI and the race war commences

BASED!

 

[Brooke Shields]

Just give someone else a taste of what you're feeling

Buy 2k25, make a 7'10 tranny center, grab every rebound and don't pass to whichever black guy uses his mic