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Sweet Baby Inc.

AwfulManTitTankTop

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Hahahahahahaha what a parasitic business model. Imagine raking in millions of dollars from AAA game developers by telling them how they can fag up their games so their "fans" won't REEEEEE too hard when they come out.

Just make every third character black or gay for no reason, presto, problem solved. Do you really need a "narrative consultant firm" to tell you how to mindlessly insert minorities into your games for no reason?

Otoh imagine slaving away on a game that's your actual passion project just for Mikemba Utumbe Ooga Booga, nigger quota overseer at sweet baby rays games can give you notes to rape your own baby. "Um, yeah, not enough trannies in your game, sweaty. Have you ever, maybe, somehow, considered changing that? Datll be fiddy cent."

Alan Woke is more like it. Wonder what kinda check remedy cut to be told "Hey, put a nigger in this. Nazi."

Damn. I'm not much of a gamer anymore but I was very into them as a teen. I feel for the non faggots out there still playing.
 

AwfulManTitTankTop

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Just pirate any game that consulted them. Or you know go do something less gay than playing games.
I barely play these days as it is. I was playing the dead rising remake and realized they changed one of the bosses from an Asian guy to a white guy cuz Asians can't be bad and stumbled upon sweet baby gays. It's pretty funny tbh.
 

AwfulManTitTankTop

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Now if a woman doesn't want to have sex with you, you need to terrify her with the idea of what will happen if they don't give you exactly what you want


Fuckin hilarious. I was reading reddit apologists explain why every game developer uses companies like this for all sorts of reasons and why they don't make games "woke." Alan Wake 2 was actually gonna use a black woman anyway, they just hired sweet baby because none of them had ever talked to a black person before. And if they dared tried to write a black person without first consulting and paying them, well, that's actually racist. Faggots. All of them.
 

Racist Google Intern

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I barely play these days as it is. I was playing the dead rising remake and realized they changed one of the bosses from an Asian guy to a white guy cuz Asians can't be bad and stumbled upon sweet baby gays. It's pretty funny tbh.
They edited the war vet's dialogue to not talk about being in vietnam, also they took out erotic photo bonus.
What's the point of remaking something if you are gonna gut content for no reason? Never gonna give any AAA studio money anymore, so tiring.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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They edited the war vet's dialogue to not talk about being in vietnam, also they took out erotic photo bonus.
What's the point of remaking something if you are gonna gut content for no reason? Never gonna give any AAA studio money anymore, so tiring.
Does anybody remember the Conker's Bad Fur Day remake for the Xbox and they removed basically everything that made the game funny?
 

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Steam group and site that catalog what games got pozzed by this company.
 

Turry Fawks

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They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as *bragging rights?*

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who *enjoy* the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a *challange* when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
 

NoBacon

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You know they are boiling the frog with that franchise, enjoy it's last few years, I knew it was on it's way out when south park did an ep about it.

It will persist for a while, current management are old men who refuse to bend the knee. When they’re gone some women or faggots will have the awesome idea to grow the company by accommodating “everyone” and it will cease to be shortly thereafter.

The fans will just make something else, and that will be the new thing.
 

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It will persist for a while, current management are old men who refuse to bend the knee. When they’re gone some women or faggots will have the awesome idea to grow the company by accommodating “everyone” and it will cease to be shortly thereafter.

The fans will just make something else, and that will be the new thing.
The head writer of space marine 2 is a tranny, I have enjoyed the splurge of WH content but I am sure female space marines are gonna be forced in.
 

NoBacon

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The head writer of space marine 2 is a tranny, I have enjoyed the splurge of WH content but I am sure female space marines are gonna be forced in.

That Tranny was told to BTFO, they creeped a little of it in with the nigger and ethnically ambiguous main guys still.

A faggy writer made some comment about how he was going to make his books gayer to annoy us, and warhammer told him to get in line or leave and he didn’t do it.

The current day management are alright, they resist it. It’s why the Amazon deal is struggling to be made.

Don’t get me wrong. It’s inevitable and will happen and be infested with it but right now it’s still good.
 
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