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Svetlana from The Sopranos appreciation thread

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I'm in love with her. She would make the perfect wife... I'd be happy coming home to that every day.

And she does exist... I met a Russian chick just like her in Europe. I still talk to her on Instagram. She's legitimately funny for a woman. From a convo we had reccently:

Her: Why do you still talk to me even though we live in different countries?
ME: I always stay friends with people I've had sex with.
Her: So does that mean you don't have many friends?

Svetlana is my standard if I were to ever get married.
Even with the one pin?
 
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When the iron curtain first fell, a bunch of Soviet bloc ladies emigrated to Greece. A ton started working in the sex industry, prostitution is legal in Greece, but you have to be a Greek citizen ( the theory is less human trafficking and access to health care )
There are no strip joints in Greece but they do have these places called "little bars" that these Russians work in. What they do is, approach your table and if you buy them a "drink" (iced tea) they will stick around and with enough drinks bought you can feel them up. The smart ones will do full service side jobs after their shifts.
I can't tell you how many guys from my small town fell in love with these whores and left their wives for them. There is something about their coldness, I guess living under communism hardens the soul and you do what you have to, to survive. Plus they are SUPER materialistic
Having said all that, I too find them sexy as fuck

I had been trying to figure out why I hate 99% of people, and why I only respect and like a few people in my life, like my dad, a couple of ex's, etc. Now I realize... Those people never whine about anything. My dad had fucking cancer and never whined.

Norm never bitched about his cancer either.

I was on Twitter and saw some old guy posting about his cancer treatments, getting sympathy. You disgusting old fuck. I hope it spreads.

Am I whining about people whining? Yuck.
 
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There's a huge difference between the rudeness of a typical western chick and a Russian chick like Svetlana. I'm trying to figure out what it is. I think because the Russian chick's rudeness is legitimate, she really has disgust towards me, and hates how annoying I am. Whereas western chicks are just trying to be le edgy or something.
 

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Lil bit of the Opester about her. Lil bit.

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