Super hero movies are so fucking embarrassing

[Dog Eater]

whoa.......this nigga

Niggas be lookin’ for somebody to ventilate nawhatimsayn

 

[HH Brother]

Just do them realistic, funster. Like have Batman tossing a nigger rapist out a 5th floor window.

 

[PogromStallone]

More to the actors being gay point, I get really uncomfortable and taken out of a movie when I can see an actor acting. Like guys who aren't naturals, such as screen legend Abe Vigoda and Marlon Brando. They're just trying so hard and all I can think of is how much I'd want to call them a faggot as soon as the director yelled cut.

For example, this scene. Viggo Mortensen is clearly giving it his all with that awful cholo accent and it stinks.




I couldn't look someone in the eye if I saw them doing this.

Doesn't that come from the disconnect that you know who Mortensen is and that he is nothing like this in real life? If this was the first thing you saw him in, I don't think you'd feel that way.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

 

[PogromStallone]

whoa.......this nigga

What, bro? You don't venerate the entrepreneur?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Just do them realistic, funster. Like have Batman tossing a nigger rapist out a 5th floor window.

This nigga talking about defenestrate.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Just do them realistic, funster. Like have Batman tossing a nigger rapist out a 5th floor window.

Robin did that once in the comics.

/Batman fag

 

[Not bad]

Fuck everything about this:

 

[LiberalPussy]

Fuck everything about this:

So, how did no one notice a school bus littered with dust and rubble leaving a wrecked bank and just happening to sneak between a line of buses?

Nice perfect opening, stupid.

 

[guest]

This nigga talking about defenestrate.

Defenestration, stupid.

 

[Stlaker Child]

You people oughta show more respect to the craft of acting. I can't think of a more gruelling career (other than working in the trenches of writing stand up comedy bits).

Love how he stays in character as a hard ass soldier and then shrieks "DAMN IT!" and his voice cracks like a little faggot.

 

[guest]

Doesn't that come from the disconnect that you know who Mortensen is and that he is nothing like this in real life? If this was the first thing you saw him in, I don't think you'd feel that way.

Maybe, I don't know. But I can't unsee it now.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Defenestration, stupid.

That doesn't rhyme with venerate or ventilate, stupid.

 

[guest]

Thatvdor

That doesn't rhyme with venerate or ventilate, stupid.

Then come up with something better instead of messing up English to fit your narrative.