Sue

[LiberalPussy]

 

[Suetonius]

Why don’t you just compromise and admit it was before your time?

I will add this. The Simpsons is funnier than any other animated comedy. And probably by a mile when you consider it’s contemporaries are…what? South Park? Family Guy? BOBS BURGERS? If you were going to torture me, choosing the Simpsons wouldn’t even be torture. I’d just be bored, maybe have a light chuckle at some jokes.

Ok theres my one concession now cue the car crashes

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Why?

If I say it’s funny, I just want to be liked!
If I say it’s before my time, that’s not good enough.
If I say I just don’t like it, well we’re here now.

I ask these faggots, am I a contrarian asshole always having the opposite opinion? Or do I want to be liked? It can’t be both.

Besides thats not very funny. “Ok guys I like the Simpsons now please stop” when instead I could just ennnnnnnRRRAGE everybody by having, honestly, the most banal opinion in the world.

I was being sarcastic about “finding middle ground.” I don’t really give a fuck about this argument. I’m just saying I wouldn’t be shocked if you haven’t seen more than a couple episodes. I’m 10 years older than you and I think it was past its golden years when I used to watch it on Sunday nights.

 

[Turk February]

Why?

If I say it’s funny, I just want to be liked!
If I say it’s before my time, that’s not good enough.
If I say I just don’t like it, well we’re here now.

I ask these faggots, am I a contrarian asshole always having the opposite opinion? Or do I want to be liked? It can’t be both.

Besides thats not very funny. “Ok guys I like the Simpsons now please stop” when instead I could just ennnnnnnRRRAGE everybody by having, honestly, the most banal opinion in the world.

You can start by personally apologizing to @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda . I feel you've wronged him quite badly. But your amends have to be living amends. We don't want to hear you're sorry, we want to see you've changed, healed, and become better.

 

[Will Tate]

I don't know, I'm just glad I can finally understand the references to that old-ass TV show Dan mentioned all that time ago.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I will add this. The Simpsons is funnier than any other animated comedy. And probably by a mile when you consider it’s contemporaries are…what? South Park? Family Guy? BOBS BURGERS? If you were going to torture me, choosing the Simpsons wouldn’t even be torture. I’d just be bored, maybe have a light chuckle at some jokes.

Ok theres my one concession now cue the car crashes

If you don’t apologize and say South Park is better I’m going to car crash every post you make from Butters, Towelie, Stan, and Kyle.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You can start by personally apologizing to @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda . I feel you've wronged him quite badly. But your amends have to be living amends. We don't want to hear you're sorry, we want to see you've changed, healed, and become better.

Thank you, Turk. I am hurt. And I hope Sue dies.

 

[UnPRePared]

I’m leaning towards no but I don’t like the way it’s phrased so I’m probably going to abstain from voting.

Agreed, I'm neutral like the Worm here. Sideshow Bob mutter

@Sue Lightning You're not allowed to vote or post in this thread. This is a NO SUE'S ALLOWED THREAD!

My cousin Sue Vigoda is here, but it's a no SUE'SSSS allowed thread. We're allowed to have one. THAT'S A SIMPSONS REFERENCE, FAGGOT!

I'll never forget being left out of the No Scots Club. Cunts let Scott Shannon in! Now there's a tree on my house!

Why?

If I say it’s funny, I just want to be liked!
If I say it’s before my time, that’s not good enough.
If I say I just don’t like it, well we’re here now.

I ask these faggots, am I a contrarian asshole always having the opposite opinion? Or do I want to be liked? It can’t be both.

Besides thats not very funny. “Ok guys I like the Simpsons now please stop” when instead I could just ennnnnnnRRRAGE everybody by having, honestly, the most banal opinion in the world.

What is there to compromise by saying it's before your time though?

If you were born around 2000 or more, all the new Simpsons is a walking corpse. The quality is gone and there's minimal effort left. Even if you see reruns, they're butchered to allow more commercials and you miss classic jokes.

Do you not like Married... With Children either? You know what, don't answer that, it's going to invite more hell on you (and I guarantee Al Bundy will appear on the Forums at the rate this is going.)

 

[Steve Ramone]

Wtf was Troy McClure doing with the fish?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Agreed, I'm neutral like the Worm here. Sideshow Bob mutter




I'll never forget being left out of the No Scots Club. Cunts let Scott Shannon in! Now there's a tree on my house!



What is there to compromise by saying it's before your time though?

If you were born around 2000 or more, all the new Simpsons is a walking corpse. The quality is gone and there's minimal effort left. Even if you see reruns, they're butchered to allow more commercials and you miss classic jokes.

Do you not like Married... With Children either? You know what, don't answer that, it's going to invite more hell on you (and I guarantee Al Bundy will appear on the Forums at the rate this is going.)

It debuted in 1989 so season 10 was when I was like 5. Sue was born in like 2004… MWC rules too.

 

[Suetonius]

I was being sarcastic about “finding middle ground.” I don’t really give a fuck about this argument. I’m just saying I wouldn’t be shocked if you haven’t seen more than a couple episodes.

Yeah and i’ve said this before. “How do you know you don’t like it if you haven’t seen it all?” Do I have to listen to every album from an artist to know I don’t like them? It’s a genre thats not my thing and 30 years old.

What is there to compromise by saying it's before your time though?

Because theres no compromise. This is like telling Pat “all you had to do was say Norm is funny!” as if that would have stopped anything. The goalposts move to “Well you still at one point said Norm wasn’t funny.”

Hell I HAVE said it was before my time before I said it sucked. No one gave a shit.

Do you not like Married... With Children either? You know what, don't answer that, it's going to invite more hell on you (and I guarantee Al Bundy will appear on the Forums at the rate this is going.)

Yeah why not Full House or That 70’s Show or Fraiser. I don’t like comedies period…

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah and i’ve said this before. “How do you know you don’t like it if you haven’t seen it all?” Do I have to listen to every album from an artist to know I don’t like them? It’s a genre thats not my thing and 30 years old.


Because theres no compromise. This is like telling Pat “all you had to do was say Norm is funny!” as if that would have stopped anything. The goalposts move to “Well you still at one point said Norm wasn’t funny.”

Hell I HAVE said it was before my time before I said it sucked. No one gave a shit.

Yeah why not Full House or That 70’s Show or Fraiser. I don’t like comedies period…

YOU DONT LIKE FRASIER?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

 

[Suetonius]

YOU DONT LIKE FRASIER?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

I hate comedies. Specifically sitcoms. Seinfeld is good though

 

[StlakerFatti]

@Stent Please ban @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 for voting incorrectly. He DM'd me and said he'd fuck me with a knife.

you have to appreciate the Cannibal Corpse reference!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I hate comedies. Specifically sitcoms. Seinfeld is good though

I’m just going to pretend that I think Seinfeld sucks cock for the bit. SEINFELD STINKS!

 

[LiberalPussy]

I hate comedies. Specifically sitcoms. Seinfeld is good though

You likely are too uneducated to understand WHY Seinfeld is good.

 

[UnPRePared]

Wtf was Troy McClure doing with the fish?

A romantic abnormality. If you're not familiar with those, ask Anthony.

I hate comedies. Specifically sitcoms. Seinfeld is good though

This is so lost on me. I agree most sitcoms are God awful, like Threes Company, but do you not like a good laugh?

Fuck, Sue, Alfred Hitchcocks favorite movie was Smokey and The Bandit, and Chris Nolans favorite movie is McGruber.

Why so serious?

 

[Suetonius]

I’m just going to pretend that I think Seinfeld sucks cock for the bit. SEINFELD STINKS!

You just made your fucking bed. Get ready for Kramer, George, Jerry, Elaine, Georges parents, Jackie Chiles, and Tim Whatley to car crash you.

How can you not like Seinfeld? You fucking retard. Are you retarded? Go back and watch seasons 4-6. Some of the finest shows EVER PUT ON TV. Fucking unacceptable and you need a long stick shoved down your urethra.

 

[Suetonius]

You likely are too uneducated to understand WHY Seinfeld is good.

See what I mean? If I say the Simpsons is good, “Well, you can’t even comprehend the GENIUS of this cartoon about yellow people”

 

[LiberalPussy]

You just made your fucking bed. Get ready for Kramer, George, Jerry, Elaine, Georges parents, Jackie Chiles, and Tim Whatley to car crash you.

How can you not like Seinfeld? You fucking retard. Are you retarded? Go back and watch seasons 4-6. Some of the finest shows EVER PUT ON TV. Fucking unacceptable and you need a long stick shoved down your urethra.

Ooooh you’re all ANGRY now!