Stupid fat whore bashes fitness gurus

[RoTheHo69]

How does she know what fitness gurus study?

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

she really is vile

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Who we talking about here

Niggers.

 

[Guest]

Fatso can't understand that people get just as much enjoyment out of exercise as she does stuffing pies in her face

It’s the highlight of my day 3x a week. I look forward to and enjoy my lifting days, and I don’t even get the Arnold orgasm-pumps.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Meanwhile she is wiping back to front. Shoveling poop into her gash and wondering why she keeps getting UTIs.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It’s the highlight of my day 3x a week. I look forward to and enjoy my lifting days, and I don’t even get the Arnold orgasm-pumps.

That's awesome! I was lifting 5 to 6 days a week and super obsessed with it. Then COVID came and I lost all interest when the gym was closed. I WISH I could motivate myself to even go three times a week...

 

[Meownaw]

Who or what gave these fat disgusting slobs confidence?

 

[Guest]

That's awesome! I was lifting 5 to 6 days a week and super obsessed with it. Then COVID came and I lost all interest when the gym was closed. I WISH I could motivate myself to even go three times a week...

What was your split? I just do a basic 5x5 Starting Strength type program.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

What was your split? I just do a basic 5x5 Starting Strength type program.

I was never strong. I'm cursed with bad joints, so those powerlifting 5x5 workouts were tough for me.

I found something online I liked and seemed to work - pasted below. I need to stop being a twerp and just go back...

Day 1: Chest & Tricep
Day 2: Back & Bicep
Day 3: Shoulders & Calves
Day 4: Legs & Glutes
Day 5: Rest
Day 6: Repeat Day 1
Day 7: Repeat Day 2

 

[stealthygeek]

Fitness gurus

I was expecting her to be talking about celebrity fitness influencers. As in the snake oil aspect of the health and fitness world or whatever.

Turns out the real diabolical ones are making 30 grand a year at your local gym.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Lol you think that's bad?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Lol you think that's bad?

If anyone “bit” her they would die from caloric shock.

 

[Udders]

What was your split? I just do a basic 5x5 Starting Strength type program.

I think Starting Strength is something like a 3/5/1 program, I always associated 5x5 with Stronglifts, which is what I started with. Its great. Quick workouts, hits almost everything, and teaches you form.

I've branched out since then for a little more isolation and higher rep stuff. Still three days but more typical. Back/Biceps, Chest/Tris, Legs/Shoulders. Could probably use one more day but time is the enemy.

 

[Guest]

I think Starting Strength is something like a 3/5/1 program, I always associated 5x5 with Stronglifts, which is what I started with. Its great. Quick workouts, hits almost everything, and teaches you form.

I've branched out since then for a little more isolation and higher rep stuff. Still three days but more typical. Back/Biceps, Chest/Tris, Legs/Shoulders. Could probably use one more day but time is the enemy.

StrongLifts is exactly what I do. I’m ready to switch to the Texas/Madcow split but I’m so lazy I don’t want to do it until the app does it all for me. Dude says it coming in an update in next couple months. It is so fawkin’ nice the way that app simplifies everything. Don’t even have to think, just do what it says.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

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Imagine being this obese and harping on about not trusting others with your health, or how mad you are at people who spend all day in the gym.

Also, bonus whore nonsense:

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Betsy really is the female Pat.

Hi Brinton! How's the lawsuit going?

The opie emoji looks like Duke nukem without the roids