Stumbled across Carolina sports Pat

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Parody account. Relax, ya twink
First stop on their European tour was eating at a McDonald's, then he's wearing a comic book tshirt in the open like a faggot, for breakfast he demands scrambling eggs and threw a hissy fit when the waiter told him to fuck off, and finally took his chubby wife on a nice, romantic tour of Auschwitz.
He's such a fucking bumpkin. Travels to Europe then gets upset he can't order the exact same swill as he's used to in his mama's shack. He would have to explain what meatloaf even is to a very confused German waiter.
 
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