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Wormkiller won’t be able to keep this bit up. He will fold under questioning, as always. I’m rooting for him though.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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tighter than a nun's cunt, folks
I hope it ends in a draw and they are both disqualified, wyzz is declared the winner, and this stupid bit will finally end.
I don't even know who you are
We don't care who wins, in fact he was our top choice to begin with. Was going to answer this last night because it made everyone at HQ laugh when i shared it on the groupchat but some bitch was hassling me at passport control and i forgot.
He's a valued member of the company, skipper and the corporate bullshit keeps the lights on and the lawyers paid. If he has hurt your feelings in any way i can always schedule an hour for you to come and talk about it. He plays rough sometimes.
Glad someone worked it out
Just because he has a furry suit on doesn't make him a mascot
That's what a triple threat is for, dummy.
OK folks Q&A's over. I'm going for a schwitz. Anyway we're glad you're enjoying the show. Boy, is this a close encounter or what? ;)
It looks like it should be playing saxophone in a cartoon band.
Keep 'em coming, EYSA. Good Job
who the fuck is "wizz"? why does this nonsense thread have 800 views? keep my name out of your god damn thread
I always held out hope it was the real Pat.
hey i hear ya buddy, be all done by tomorrow
Nuh-nuh-no! You don't get to cut a promo because this is not a conversation.
We just wrote (and deleted) a big butthurt reply thinking you were talking to us about CF being Sting all along, which we were honestly wondering about for nearly an hour last night. That would have been one redeeming thing to come out of this mess
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That's fucking funny
