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Fat (or thick) guy!
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I noticed in many of the photos he and Thicki appear to be drinking water, at least in their rube “local cuisine” restaurants. I know the Pig likes to brag about his prowess with alcohol, but I think it’s catching up to him.
Nice moderation, stupid.
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That was vodka, child. I can handle alcohol better than Lemmy Kilmister and Shane McGowan combined. Hush now.
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The old Vodka in the water bottle/glass trick, he learned that from Ray on Trailer Park Boys. That’s how Ray used to hide his drinking from Tammy.
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His appearance in this video is very unsettling. I'm getting some real Dr. Giggles vibes here, only fatter of course.
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Fitting - he does look like he'd want to kill Darkman.
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I don't know how, but he's gotten so fat that he's gaining extra lip folds/creases. Fucking unsightly jesus christ.
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Little known fact that Patrick played Benny on LA Law
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I heard that in Paul's apartment, the police found hundreds of Highlights magazines with the pages stuck together with a certain body fluid.
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Ironically also a walking billboard for "I'm poor and have nothing of value worth stealing"
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Dear god he's fat
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He's also wearing a fuckwit's face.
A lot of people would use that background creatively - maybe a slow walk to add visual interest to his speech; or a change of direction to indicate a change in tone.
Not Federico Felatio, though - no, he just whips that selfie-stick around obliviously like he's the Star Wars kid.
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The important thing here is me, child.