Steven Speilberg fucking sucks

[Brooke Shields]

what do you call a subversive asshole?

seriously though what's with the bagels being a hate-crime for heebs?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I've only seen two of the movies he's made in the last 15 years - War of the Worlds and Ready Player One. I'll admit I did like Ready Player One a lot more than I thought I would but War of the Worlds sucked shit.

Conclusion - Kike!

how often the hot chick in a online game is actually a hot chick in real life? i am gonna to hang up and listen

 

[Carl Winslow]

The book Ready Player One was cool.

The movie was fucking retarded.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

his movies are so sloppy man, why come he didnt reshoot some of the sloppy as shit scenes is beyond me. all the props in his movies look like toys, in Saving matt damon the first Normandy scene someone got his gut blew open with the intestines hanging out, its clearly some plastic shit placed on the actors fat gut

 

[Carl Winslow]

Minority Report was his last really good one.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Let me guess he is one of FatRick Shit Tomliarson's favorite directors

 

[Carl Winslow]

he anal raped Heather O'Rourke

 

[Stent]

he anal raped Heather O'Rourke

So he's not all bad.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Haven't seen any of this shit.....was too busy getting laid

 

[guest]

Do people really think Schindlers List is a bad movie? <Insert Holocaust is fake joke here>

Seriously, does anyone think it’s badly made?

No, I think it's pretty good actually. I watched it twice and I have no urge to ever see it again. The old Heebs putting rocks on the Schindler's grave was unintentionally hilarious.

 

[guest]

This looks like the most self indulgent piece of shit he's made yet

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Eh gads. I mean seriously Steve. That was fucking embarrassing. What kind of God complex creates this kind of overblown perspective?

And how is this even a movie? Seems like the most mundane existence imaginable. I overcame a clearly brain addled Judd Hirsch yelling at me to play the piano so I could gift you all with Close Encounters of the Third Kind!

Also, bat shit crazy Michelle Williams plays my bat shit crazy mom! Give me a raise!

 

[Raymond]

Doesn't David Lynch have a role in this?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

No, I think it's pretty good actually. I watched it twice and I have no urge to ever see it again. The old Heebs putting rocks on the Schindler's grave was unintentionally hilarious.

I liked the German sniping herbs from his balcony. Actually the dude was removed from his positive for shit like that and was going to be prosecuted by the Nazis but the war was so close to lost they didn't bother

 

[SensibleKeks]

I liked the German sniping herbs from his balcony. Actually the dude was removed from his positive for shit like that and was going to be prosecuted by the Nazis but the war was so close to lost they didn't bother

You know someone really hates the jews, when the Nazi's think you've gone too far.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I liked the German sniping herbs from his balcony. Actually the dude was removed from his positive for shit like that and was going to be prosecuted by the Nazis but the war was so close to lost they didn't bother

I got in trouble for laughing at that scene when we watched it in high school. Ditto Red Asphalt. Watch out, don't cut yourself on the edge.

 

[guest]

I saw the Post, it was like a blatant rip-off of Spotlight except all the drama was over something not even that important.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

No idea this had Seth Rogen in it. I hope this not only bombs, but inspires more hate crimes than Birth of a Nation.