Steve C: I’m off all my supplements. They made me sick

[DMAN]

After Steve hung himself, his wife found a key on his computer desk. She had no idea what it was for and tried it on everything the both of them had, from luggage to shed padlocks. It got tossed in a drawer and forgotten about for some time until it was time to pack up shop and move.

While packing up his old production studio, something was clearly loose and knocking around inside of his main PC. When she opened up the side panel, there was a black steel rectangle about the size of small cigar box with the Foundry "FM" logo etched into the top. On the front was a small slit, seemingly for key. She had to look inside the gap with a flashlight to confirm seeing some pins inside. One she knew, she ran to that drawer with the old key which had been sitting for years at this point.

She ran back downstairs and with her hands shaking she managed to fit the key inside and twist the tumbler. With a loud click, the mechanized top hinged up and two inner lids lifted and spread apart revealing access to the inside which was packed with cockmeat. Nothing but cockmeat.

*hanged

 

[BenDovid]

its Jim and Sam on Bar Rescue

This is years old and I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. Two people who don't drink at all, like not a drop, for a show about drinking at bars.

Meanwhile, stupid Sam got all mad when Guy Fieri squirted vodka into his mouth, but never mind the fact that he drank alcohol out of Opie's shoe on his wedding day, and Jim got drunk once as a teenager and acts like he was shooting dope in purple lit bathrooms with a flashlight in his mouth when he had his moment of fucking clarity.

Please somebody make it make sense.

 

[The Sue Deal]

This is years old and I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. Two people who don't drink at all, like not a drop, for a show about drinking at bars.

Its obviously a one hand washes the other situation but I genuinely don’t know what they ever did for the Bar Rescue host that would make him go “Now I gotta have them on to return the favor”

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

You know how closing a browser doesn't log you out of your mail? I was leaving the office and locked my PC. I realized I forgot something and Steve's PC was unlocked. I went to Gmail, and HIS account pops up to the inbox with all these order confirmations of Indian Xanax, Valium, Oxys. I mentioned this to both O&A, nobody cared.



Welcome to OA Forms where every member is 6'2" and wildly handsome.

why the fuck would O&A give a shit about steve being on xanax and valium? Do you even know the hosts you worked for and what they were on? What a fawking snitch.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

This is years old and I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. Two people who don't drink at all, like not a drop, for a show about drinking at bars.

Meanwhile, stupid Sam got all mad when Guy Fieri squirted vodka into his mouth, but never mind the fact that he drank alcohol out of Opie's shoe on his wedding day, and Jim got drunk once as a teenager and acts like he was shooting dope in purple lit bathrooms with a flashlight in his mouth when he had his moment of fucking clarity.

Please somebody make it make sense.

Danny if you were on Bar Rescue it would be behind the bar in B-roll.

 

[The Sue Deal]

why the fuck would O&A give a shit about steve being on xanax and valium? Do you even know the hosts you worked for and what they were on? What a fawking snitch.

I don’t know where people get the idea that because O&A was a raunchy show ran by retards with constant behind the scenes drama that they wouldn’t care about their executive producer being doped out, presumably during the show. The same guys who ragged him for hours over wanting to take Mondays, off which was corporate mandated shit, would probably care about the drugs. “First he doesn’t want to be here every Monday and when he comes in he’s not even fawwwkin here mentally!! I need MY GUYS!!! EROCK GET IN HERE”

 

[Farmer Brown]

I don’t know where people get the idea that because O&A was a raunchy show ran by retards with constant behind the scenes drama that they wouldn’t care about their executive producer being doped out, presumably during the show. The same guys who ragged him for hours over wanting to take Mondays, off which was corporate mandated shit, would probably care about the drugs. “First he doesn’t want to be here every Monday and when he comes in he’s not even fawwwkin here mentally!! I need MY GUYS!!! EROCK GET IN HERE”

You're a lowlife too, huh? Fucking snitches. It's none of your goddamn business.

I couldn't imagine snitching on a coworker, even if I hated the guy. Is this the liberal mentality? "I'm telling!"

You'd make a great mod here.

 

[The Sue Deal]

You're a lowlife too, huh? Fucking snitches. It's none of your goddamn business.

I couldn't imagine snitching on a coworker, even if I hated the guy. Is this the liberal mentality? "I'm telling!"

You'd make a great mod here.

Shut up stupid. It’s all contextual. If I were producing a dumb radio show I don’t know if i’d snitch, most likely not. If he were operating heavy equipment then yes. I don’t think its a good idea to be drugged out at the work place (if you’re doing something important)

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

I don’t know where people get the idea that because O&A was a raunchy show ran by retards with constant behind the scenes drama that they wouldn’t care about their executive producer being doped out, presumably during the show. The same guys who ragged him for hours over wanting to take Mondays, off which was corporate mandated shit, would probably care about the drugs. “First he doesn’t want to be here every Monday and when he comes in he’s not even fawwwkin here mentally!! I need MY GUYS!!! EROCK GET IN HERE”

Right, they would only make it an issue because they can make a bit around it.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The joke here is "how is he going to climb the chair?"

You suck.

I’d tell you to jump out of the window of your apartment but you live in a section 80 garden level.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

I’d tell you to jump out of the window of your apartment but you live in a section 80 garden level.

that would still break his ankles

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

"Every time I walk in here I get my NUTS SMASHED"

NARRATOR: He never actually got his nuts smashed.

 

[PogromStallone]

You're a lowlife too, huh? Fucking snitches. It's none of your goddamn business.

I couldn't imagine snitching on a coworker, even if I hated the guy. Is this the liberal mentality? "I'm telling!"

You sound like a middle schooler, lol.

 

[Chive Turkey]

acts like he was shooting dope in purple lit bathrooms with a flashlight in his mouth

What street was it on?

 

[Farmer Brown]

You sound like a middle schooler, lol.

"Lol" you sound like a middle school girl. "Lol lol"

 

[PogromStallone]

"Lol" you sound like a middle school girl. "Lol lol"

lol ok

 

[DooDooBrown]

Danny if you were on Bar Rescue it would be behind the bar in B-roll.

He may have been behind the bar in some B-roll, nobody’d be able to see him back there either way.

 

[RoTheHo69]

He may have been behind the bar in some B-roll, nobody’d be able to see him back there either way.

Oh Danny's 5'3? well I guess you're 8 feet then...