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PorqueDealer

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@Stent ster, you’re British? You ever have one of these?

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Unfortunately due to the sugar levy, every soft drink in the UK has been re-formulated to lower the sugar and add in artificial sweeteners except Coke and Cherry Coke (they just jacked up the price). Irn Bru original 1901 recipe can be purchased for an also inflated price but only in large glass bottles.

Tizer is another British weird flavor soft drink
if you haven't left yet, look for cans of Nurishment, its a boiled milk drink and delicious. (drink cold from the can)
Purdeys drinks pretty gud too.
 

Gimli Son Of Gloin

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Unfortunately due to the sugar levy, every soft drink in the UK has been re-formulated to lower the sugar and add in artificial sweeteners except Coke and Cherry Coke (they just jacked up the price). Irn Bru original 1901 recipe can be purchased for an also inflated price but only in large glass bottles.

Tizer is another British weird flavor soft drink
if you haven't left yet, look for cans of Nurishment, its a boiled milk drink and delicious. (drink cold from the can)
Purdeys drinks pretty gud too.
The UK just sounds sad
 

Chive Turkey

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Fat people ruined soft drinks.
No they didn't, your nigger nanny state decided to.

It's fucking annoying because I actually quite like Britain but the faggots in office are on a neverending quest to make it as gay as possible. It just goes to show how important a constitution is. As well as having some fucking balls.
 

PorqueDealer

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No they didn't, your nigger nanny state decided to.

It's fucking annoying because I actually quite like Britain but the faggots in office are on a neverending quest to make it as gay as possible. It just goes to show how important a constitution is. As well as having some fucking balls.
It's a whole host of bullshit with that being a factor too.

Report comes out we have a nation of zoomia's
fat tongued celebrity chef points out that school dinners are garbarge and is on a big campaign about it.
report comes out that *shockingly* soda drinks have a lot of sugar in them.
low IQ fattys cry that it's not their fault, its the high sugar beverages
can't tell the parents to get their kids more active and stop feeding them shit because mah shaming
can't enact a sitting at home on the internet instead of exercising, fat cunt tax
So they focus on the Soda Jew. Pass law that extra tax is applied on sugar in soft drinks
Soda Jews, being Jews, just took the sugar out and replace it with cancer sweeteners and pay no levy
everything tastes like shit.
 
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