Steak well done crowd

[Slackjawed Cow]

Eating Authors: Patrick S. Tomlinson

By the time you read this I should be safely back home, after another long weekend of slipping in and out of trance and causing similar slippage in others. I should also have a shiny new certificat…

www.lawrencemschoen.com

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Will Tate]

This was one of those interviews where they email you questions and you send back your answers, that's why it reads like the brotosaurus gym story and starts with reminiscing about life before Adrienne dumped him.
Fucking dimwit contrarian faggot, he should try seasoning his well-done steak with ground-up lightbulbs. Stupid asshole.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Well done?


He should see Pat's beef wellington.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Well done?


He should see Pat's beef wellington.

 

[Harry Powell]

This whole interview was insane.

There’s another one where he offers to help people being bullied on Twitter. “Just tag me in!” He says.

 

[Steve Ramone]

It's weird he likes his steak the worst possible way, all his other tastes are so popular and mainstream. I like how he takes the time to order a tender filet mignon then have them deliberately remove every reason anyone would have for ordering it by overcooking it. I bet the cook had his finger on his temple when he read that ticket instead of spitting on it.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

It's weird he likes his steak the worst possible way, all his other tastes are so popular and mainstream. I like how he takes the time to order a tender filet mignon then have them deliberately remove every reason anyone would have for ordering it by overcooking it. I bet the cook had his finger on his temple when he read that ticket instead of spitting on it.

Mama Raven filled him with neuroses, probably fags out over the "blood" in steak.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Mama Raven filled him with neuroses, probably fags out over the "blood" in steak.

Meanwhile he allegedly butchers children in his basement in Minecraft. Ooh my delicate palette requires a very specific type of child in my pepperoni. I can't have blood in my steak but I'm going to chop my ex wife and newborn baby to pieces.

I guess I'd be a hypocrite in his eyes since I'll have a blue rare steak sometimes but wouldn't eat human children regardless of the method of preparation.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Meanwhile he allegedly butchers children in his basement in Minecraft. Ooh my delicate palette requires a very specific type of child in my pepperoni. I can't have blood in my steak but I'm going to chop my ex wife and newborn baby to pieces.

I guess I'd be a hypocrite in his eyes since I'll have a blue rare steak sometimes but wouldn't eat human children regardless of the method of preparation.

Pats Noggersmoker cooks the until they're fall off the bone tender

 

[Steve Ramone]

Pats Noggersmoker cooks the until they're fall off the bone tender

Does he have a smoker? I though he had a shit BBQ you could barely do 1 rack of ribs on

 

[RoxburyRick]

It's weird he likes his steak the worst possible way, all his other tastes are so popular and mainstream. I like how he takes the time to order a tender filet mignon then have them deliberately remove every reason anyone would have for ordering it by overcooking it. I bet the cook had his finger on his temple when he read that ticket instead of spitting on it.

Used to work in restaurants. Well done filets got the burger press lol

 

[RoxburyRick]

"Amongst the artifacts of a civil war battlefield." #amoverwriting #amoverweight

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

I'm so glad the consequences of his own words and decisions wiped that fucking smirk off his stupid face.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The finest meal Pat ever ate was three Baconators on Tuesday on the fart couch. I mean the finest since the week before.

 

[CompoundBasement]

I'm surprised he doesn't have steakhouses cut his burnt, ruined steaks into bite sized pieces and pre-chew them as he's hand fed them in his high-chair like a toddler.

His attempts at being an Anthony Bourdain level "foodie" are one of his most unintentionally hilarious personas.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Going to one of my favorite brazilian steakhouses tomorrow. Still remember when some guy asked for meat well done and the waiter looked at him with visible disgust.

Great place.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I have only ever been to one steakhouse but isn't the correct play to order your steak cooked depending on the cut? Cheap cuts get longer, prime gets a quick sear or something.

 

[CompoundBasement]

I have only ever been to one steakhouse but isn't the correct play to order your steak cooked depending on the cut? Cheap cuts get longer, prime gets a quick sear or something.

Typically, the server will ask how you want it done and it's up to you how pink you want it. Some people want it "blue" which is practically still moo-ing, but in the USA most restaurants won't serve it that way for liability reasons, so you need to eat it raw at home.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Typically, the server will ask how you want it done and it's up to you how pink you want it. Some people want it "blue" which is practically still moo-ing, but in the USA most restaurants won't serve it that way for liability reasons, so you need to eat it raw at home.

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Yeah i get it, but isn't say ordering a skirt steak rare just as stupid as ordering a filet mignon well done in a chef's eyes?