Star Wars

[Sputnik]

If you didn’t see Star Wars as a child, child. Then the movies and story are absolutely atrocious and boring. Oh yeah this one faggot can over throw an entire empire? It’s for losers.

 

[Stent]

I dislike everything my enemy, who doesn't even know I exist, likes. I also make a point of saying so where they will never even read it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was quoted in a TV Guide in 1984 as saying:

"Star Wars? That's fag sh*t. I'll go to the Indiana Jones series for my dose of that George Lucas horse sh*t. You can print that. I like the little Chinese kid in the new one. Spielberg's wife sure was an annoying c*nt though. The shrieking. Unreal. Yeah, you can print that too. F*ck them. K*kes. Why the f*ck am I talking to you if you're not going to print it? F*ck you too, wh*re."

She went on to write about me allegedly slashing her face with a shard of glass wrapped in electrical tape that I had in my jacket pocket, which I DIDN'T DO. She's lying. She fuckin did it.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I watched the entire Star War’s Christmas Special once

 

[The REAL JDA]

Did you always hate it or just since you know of Patrick?

Since Episode 1.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Harrison Ford, visuals and score all great, if you like anything else from these moopies (especially Yoda) you are a manchild.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[guest]

Never got into Starwars...but didnt feel 'stupid' or an ass for it. Knew it was dorks and lames into it.

But I also didn't get into the Matrix trilogy, and felt like a loser for 'not getting it' because everybody felt it was the shit. I even faked liking Keanu, but still felt so insecure that I couldn't understand the 'gravitas' or whatever of the original Matrix. idk mybe everybody was also larping, teens know how to bluff about shit like they know or 'get it', but really just mimicking/apeing their peers.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I was into it growing up and a little bit into high school (faaaag). The prequels started coming out around that time and they stomped out any lingering interest

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Star Wars is better as a video game franchise than a movie franchise.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Never even seen one of the movies. Star
Trek and LOTR fall into that same boring faggy category as well. Hell I’ve only ever seen one Harry Potter and that’s cause the girl I was seeing was letting me put it in her ass. ‘Twas the least I could do.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Never even seen one of the movies. Star
Trek and LOTR fall into that same boring faggy category as well. Hell I’ve only ever seen one Harry Potter and that’s cause the girl I was seeing was letting me put it in her ass. ‘Twas the least I could do.

"Fuckus Buttus!"

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Never even seen one of the movies. Star
Trek and LOTR fall into that same boring faggy category as well. Hell I’ve only ever seen one Harry Potter and that’s cause the girl I was seeing was letting me put it in her ass. ‘Twas the least I could do.

Did you put it in her ass with skill?

 

[The Arm]

The Master turned down millions of dollars so he wouldn't have to deal with that gay shit.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Loved it as a kid. Harrison Ford was the fucking king to me back then. The prequels were just terrible. I liked JJ's first, to be honest. Despised the comedy in the Rain Johnson one and the last one was the worst of the entire series by miles. Absolute dreck. The Mandalorian show is mostly good though while the Boba Fett show was mostly shit.

What annoys me with Pat isn't that he's a fan of something he grew up with. It's his incessant need to project layers of philosophical subtext onto it where there simply isn't any. They're just westerns (In space!) Nothing more than that.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Did you put it in her ass with skill?

I’d just turned 18 and I was cumming embarrassingly in record time, freaky bitch used her pussy juice to lube Ol’ Wilbur.