Star Wars

[CuntFucker .]

Did you always hate it or just since you know of Patrick?

 

[Meownaw]

Since I was 17 probably. I remember getting into movies for adults around that time.

 

[captain_kamala]

my parents were always convinced my toys would be worth money one day even though they were out of the packaging. people used to get my boys star wars stuff because it was just generic boys shit until they told me they don't like it i put an end to it.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Did you always hate it or just since you know of Patrick?

Never was remotely interested in it. When I realized Pig is obsessed with it, I was so happy I knew almost nothing about it.

 

[Meownaw]

Never was remotely interested in it. When I realized Pig is obsessed with it, I was so happy I knew almost nothing about it.

Being a fawkin child of the 80's, late 80's but still, it was unavoidable.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Liked it as a kid. Which is appropriate. By the time I was a teenager I realized it’s fucking gay. Pat, however, is still mentally an eight year old so it may be appropriate for him.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I respect George Lucas for the hustle, selling his franchise for billions of dollars, and making nerds cry for years because they didn't get what they wanted.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I've never seen it. But I played the lego star wars games as a kid so I get some of the references.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

I liked it when I was 7. A couple of year later I tried to watch Phantom Menace on multiple occasions and couldn't get through it. So that cooled my opinion on Star Wars, and then by the time I was in college I began seeing the man children and their embarrassing almost religious idolatry towards it that made my skin crawl to the point I hated Star Wars. Pat being a fag faggot who happens to fall into that category was simply a matter of good odds.

 

[fenrir]

I was a huge Star Wars fan as a kid. I even read the books and saved up my lawn money to buy a shitty bootleg VHS of that awful Holiday special. Once I turned 15 or so, I left it behind with capeshit and Star Trek and all the rest of it because I felt too old for it.

What's sad is that Pig was never a Star Wars fan. That becomes clear when he talks about it. He tries to hang with maladjusted manbaby nerds and still can't hack it.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I was a fan of the original 3 and then the first and second KOTOR games.

I saw that first movie with the girl and Adam Driver and I’ve fucking hated Star Wars ever since. The fact that Pat loves it was just more fuel for my burning hatred of him and all of his boring interests.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Was never into Star Wars, even as a kid.

But to entertain your point, I will admit that when Lord of the Rings first came out I thought they were pretty good. I laughed at how gay some of it was but the battle scene in the 2nd one was awesome. Havent seen any of them in 15 years though

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I liked it as a young kid. The capeshit faggots made me never want to watch another Star Wars movie again but even before that became a thing the prequels they released in the late 90s/early 2000s were enough to make me say never again. Even as a 7th grader I was like wow this shit fuckin stinks. I told myself never again and I’ve stuck to it, I haven’t seen any of the last Jedi or any of the other movies from the 2010s. Phantom menace is the most recent one I’ve watched

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Seen original one when came out in movie theater and never watched it again

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Was never into Star Wars, even as a kid.

But to entertain your point, I will admit that when Lord of the Rings first came out I thought they were pretty good. I laughed at how gay some of it was but the battle scene in the 2nd one was awesome. Havent seen any of them in 15 years though

I still think they are great for what they are, they hold up quite well.

The Hobbit movies fucking stunk though.

 

[guest]

Did you always hate it or just since you know of Patrick?

Since the JJ jewboy reboot but as a kid those original 3 were fine

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I only saw the one with Natalie Portman. I didn't finish it.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I was at a girl's birthday party maybe age 10 or more and some older brother had one of the prequels on cable in the living room . I was interested because I knew what Star Wars was but have never seen anything of it

It not only was boring, but it looked boring. After a couple of minutes I went back to the boring party

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Loved the originals as a kid/teen. Seeing Empire in HD put a damper on my enthusiasm (Yoda looked like a goddamn puppet, and you could see the evidence of reconstructive surgery on Hamill's face), and the prequels killed whatever fanboy was left after that. I still enjoy Star Wars and Empire, but I'm so-so with Jedi. Fuckin ewoks wrecked an otherwise fun romp.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Never liked it. Always thought it was childish and gay, same goes for Star Trek and Harry Potter.

LOTR is alright though.