Sports Pat is back at it

[fusciasomething]

While we're at it make all fields the exact same dimension with zero variations. He really likes the homogeneous version of everything which displays his intellect to a tee.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Why doesn't he build a retractable roof over niki's pussy and then leave it covered.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Funny. You put " boys of summer" in google and its all Don Henley links, add "baseball" to it and all summer league amateur/ beer leagues Nothing regarding professionals.

The Boys of Summer is the title of a book about key players on The Brooklyn Dodgers in the 1950s, their 1955 World Series victory, and their lives moving forward. Any fan of the game knows this, as it was written almost 50 years ago and is one of the most essential books in the field of baseball history. Any fan associates, "The Boys of Summer" with this book and the '55 Dodgers.

I just...hate him so much. I'm sort of a baseball fag, so this Patanachorism makes me want to hit him in the dick with a bat, in space.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The Boys of Summer is the title of a book about key players on The Brooklyn Dodgers in the 1950s, their 1955 World Series victory, and their lives moving forward. Any fan of the game knows this, as it was written almost 50 years ago and is one of the most essential books in the field of baseball history. Any fan associates, "The Boys of Summer" with this book and the '55 Dodgers.

I just...hate him so much. I'm sort of a baseball fag, so this Patanachorism makes me want to hit him in the dick with a bat, in space.

Im just saying that its not a common phrase people use anymore.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The Boys of Summer is the title of a book about key players on The Brooklyn Dodgers in the 1950s, their 1955 World Series victory, and their lives moving forward. Any fan of the game knows this, as it was written almost 50 years ago and is one of the most essential books in the field of baseball history. Any fan associates, "The Boys of Summer" with this book and the '55 Dodgers.

I just...hate him so much. I'm sort of a baseball fag, so this Patanachorism makes me want to hit him in the dick with a bat, in space.

Like you, I’m baseball obsessed nerd. Pat clearly knows nothing about the machinations of the game, just what he reads on ESPN.com before trying to sound smart on Twitter.

 

[fenrir]

The Boys of Summer is the title of a book about key players on The Brooklyn Dodgers in the 1950s, their 1955 World Series victory, and their lives moving forward. Any fan of the game knows this, as it was written almost 50 years ago and is one of the most essential books in the field of baseball history. Any fan associates, "The Boys of Summer" with this book and the '55 Dodgers.

I just...hate him so much. I'm sort of a baseball fag, so this Patanachorism makes me want to hit him in the dick with a bat, in space.

sniff I go deep with the Roger Kahn, to be honest wichya.

"October Men" is good too.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

@fencepost
No, what I just said is right.
Yes, the opposite of what I just said is right! I'm sorry you're so bad at this

 

[Clint Ruin]

Sports are THE worst topic to fake being an expert in. Sports fans are everywhere, and they obsess over every detail. This isn't one of his nerdy niche hobbies where you can lie your way through and people just believe it, hardcore diehard sports fans are everywhere, ready to call you out for sounding like a smug ignorant fuck LARPing as a baseball expert because he thinks that being a sports fan is a traditionally masculine thing (which it is, which is why he's so bad at it).

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Sports are THE worst topic to fake being an expert in. Sports fans are everywhere, and they obsess over every detail. This isn't one of his nerdy niche hobbies where you can lie your way through and people just believe it, hardcore diehard sports fans are everywhere, ready to call you out for sounding like a smug ignorant fuck LARPing as a baseball expert because he thinks that being a sports fan is a traditionally masculine thing (which it is, which is why he's so bad at it).

This is why he avoids actual sports talk and sticks to “safe” stuff like stadiums and the always lame “Kaep needs to be on a team”. Pat brags about how he knows everything and would argue with a fence post but even he knows his lack of sports knowledge would easily be exposed and ruin his “manly sports fan” persona. There’s tons of radio stations that do 24/7 sports talk and those fans LOVE to talk and argue sports. He knows he would not only be exposed as a fraud but sports guys would really humiliate him to the point of tears. He didn’t like sports growing up and didn’t become a “fan” until his wife left him which is when “frat Pat” was born. He claims to be this big sports fan exclusively to the other dorks in his SFWA circles because they won’t question his fan status.

Let’s not forget Pat didn’t give a shit about the Bucks until game 5 of the NBA Finals. He posted “Bucks in 6” after game 5 was over like he knew it all along. He’s also the idiot that brags “his” (yuck) Brewers are in first place 4 games into a 162 game season. The fakest of all fake fans.

 

[guest]

For you baseball fags Have Glove WillTravel by Bill Lee is great

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Baseball is supposed to be played with sticks & rocks in Cuban sugarcane fields, child. I’m sorry you are too stupid to grasp that.

 

[ConsumerGeekazoid]

He is still going,this person needs some KF knowledge dropped on them

Lol mud? That hasn't been a factor in any pro or even college games in well over a decade. Every team has some form of artificial grass these days. You rarely even see snow games in football. He is so ignorant about everything he claims to love

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Lol mud? That hasn't been a factor in any pro or even college games in well over a decade. Every team has some form of artificial grass these days. You rarely even see snow games in football. He is so ignorant about everything he claims to love

They now cancel/post pone football games over lighting and storm wind concerns. Haven’t seen a mud game in decades.

 

[42069]

Back when WEEI in Boston was the number 1 station, their night guy talked about replacing Fenway with a new stadium with a retractable roof right by one of the upscale piers. He was trolled by both fans and fellow employees and was let go