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EraGodless

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Nah.

If you'd been here during the BDA v. Tomlinson era, you'd know that Pat will be a pissy, passive-aggressive bitch to the judge, but he's not going to hog out like he did at the cops.


White privilege is kind of a kike creation, but I can't help but think that if Pat where black or brown, they would have beat the shit out of him as they feared for their lives. He was really belligerent (granted, it was aimed more at a female cop). I called a cop, "guy," once and he damn near stroked out and his partner had to calm him down..
 
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White privilege is kind of a kike creation, but I can't help but think that if Pat where black or brown, they would have beat the shit out of him as they feared for their lives. He was really belligerent (granted, it was aimed more at a female cop). I called a cop, "guy," once and he damn near stroked out and his partner had to calm him down..
I did something similar except I was 21 and the cop was maybe 23, 24. He proceeded to write me every possible ticket. Front license plate, insurance card, obstructed view (scapula hanging from rvm like a spic), speeding (6 over), there were more but I can’t remember. I was stunned he let me drive away.

I went to my court date, he wasn’t there, the judge had me pay $100 and he told me to put a $20 in the church collection basket, and then he wiped it all out except whatever was the smallest infraction.
 

Suetonius

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It truly never does. He's learned nothing in nearly-5 years. I'm actually curious to see if a bid in county smartens him up. He's never had to face real consequences before for any of his actions outside of the 2011 arrest which was a slap on the wrist and that Pat now denies he's guilty of. He was meek and submissive in traffic court (lmao) and in front of the Nadolski judge, but those were both much less high-stakes and neither of them directly insulted Pat. This hearing really does appear to be shaping up to be Pat walking in and childing the judge about the existence of the debt. What comes after that rests with the court.
Not a chance. No matter how bad this faggots life gets none of it his fault. His wife left him because she was evil. His kid got taken away by his evil wife and evil Jon. He thinks he was “targeted” by us for no reason. He thinks the reason he lost the lolsuit was because the judge was an old idiot. If he spent time in county over this he would see it as another unjust persecution that he did nothing to cause.
 

DominusOdium

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Not a chance. No matter how bad this faggots life gets none of it his fault. His wife left him because she was evil. His kid got taken away by his evil wife and evil Jon. He thinks he was “targeted” by us for no reason. He thinks the reason he lost the lolsuit was because the judge was an old idiot. If he spent time in county over this he would see it as another unjust persecution that he did nothing to cause.
This is a spot on. It's also why I always said he'd never kill himself and never intended to after Adrienne went for a ride on the PCJ Express... Suicide requires despair. What does Patrick ever despair about? Not only is he never wrong, he's actually winning all these interactions. He's never made a mistake, things are never getting worse or falling apart.. And if they are, he's not only not to blame but deserves a ticker tape parade down Victimhood Blvd for fighting Nazis and Trumpsters.

Once you realize that Patrick never loved any of the things he's lost, only what they represented in relation to being superior to others, and he's come up with a way to lose and still be, in his mind, superior in a victim-centered culture, it all makes a lot more sense.

He never loved being an author or a stand up comedian, else he'd be relentlessly pursuing them without the status of being published by Tor. Where's the crowd funded passion projects? Where's the short story efforts? Nah, he gets way more attention and status now, in his delusion, by doing this with none of the work.

Instead he's now an ex-author victim who had it all taken away by literal Russian domestic terrorists. Book him on your podcast today!
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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With funsters in the audience? Absolutely not.
He had a funster right in front of him for the restraining order, though.

We'll get Pat re-litigating the case, but it will be passive-aggressive, bitchy Pat; not angry Pat.

We may even get tears.

It's also why I always said he'd never kill himself and never intended to after Adrienne went for a ride on the PCJ Express... Suicide requires despair. What does Patrick ever despair about? Not only is he never wrong, he's actually winning all these interactions.
Those are just the lies he tells us. He knows his writing career is in the shitter, his political career is waaay ahead of it, and he's never going to be able to afford to pay Quasi. He knows he's dumb, too - that's why he applied for that Wyoming insurance licence during the pandemic at the same level as his others, rather than take the necessary exams to sell more lucrative insurance policies.

Trust me, he's got despair; he just doesn't want to admit it to us.
 

RoTheHo69

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FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Imagine him viewing Nicokado's asshole on his double-wide phone in the middle of Hoolis
Imagine you're eating dinner with your family, you see the fat asshole hogging the bar near the register receive that pic, and then instead of closing it in horror, he replies to it.

Agitatedly.

....and with a slight smirk on his face.

Forget calling a waiter; you'd call the cops, have him registered as a sex offender.
 
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